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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 11:14 AM       
  • Horoscope horror because Earth has 'wobbled' out of alignment with the moon
  • Most who thought they were Virgo are actually Leo - but only in the East
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1347140/Horoscope-change-2011-Sidereal-astrology-reveals-13th-OPHIUCHUS-zodiac-sign.html
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 03:56 PM       
the precession of the equinoxes

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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 06:41 PM       
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110114...politicsunrest

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And isn't 'unrest' redundant? Why don't they just say political awakeness?
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 07:43 PM       
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  • Horoscope horror because Earth has 'wobbled' out of alignment with the moon
  • Most who thought they were Virgo are actually Leo - but only in the East
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1347140/Horoscope-change-2011-Sidereal-astrology-reveals-13th-OPHIUCHUS-zodiac-sign.html
I saw that earlier and was like "Where the fuck have people been?"
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 07:53 PM       
why ophiuchus, anyways

what's wrong with Ursa or Cygnus or something good that people will actually recognize instead of a constellation nobody's heard of apart from people who've played star control II
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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 07:54 PM       
i mean, cygnus has a FUCKING BLACK HOLE in it

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Old Jan 14th, 2011, 09:49 PM       
Ophiuchus is on the ecliptic, and Cygnus is not. QED.
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Old Jan 16th, 2011, 10:01 PM       
Ophicus is an epilectic. Cyrus got a GED.
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Old Jan 17th, 2011, 02:49 AM       
well we should alter the course of earth's orbit until cygnus is in the ecliptic then

problem solved
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Old Jan 17th, 2011, 06:17 AM       
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Ophicus is an epilectic. Cyrus got a GED.
That still didn't keep him from getting shot in The Warriors
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Old Jan 17th, 2011, 08:39 PM       
Ultimately, he could not dig it.
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Old Jan 17th, 2011, 08:54 PM       
yeah hs algebra's not real helpful in a gunfight
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Old Jan 18th, 2011, 01:46 PM       
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well we should alter the course of earth's orbit until cygnus is in the ecliptic then
One good whack from a Near Earth Asteroid should do the trick.
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Old Jan 18th, 2011, 01:47 PM       
Of course it could wipe out all life on the planet.

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Old Jan 18th, 2011, 02:15 PM       
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Funny thing is that medical and celestrial people confuse Hermes and Ophiuchus staff to this day.
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Old Jan 18th, 2011, 02:24 PM       
That is pretty funny.
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Old Jan 18th, 2011, 02:37 PM       
The Caduceus vs the Staff of Asclepius

http://www.drblayney.com/Asclepius.html

too many names for the same fucking gods.
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Old Jan 18th, 2011, 03:51 PM       
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why ophiuchus, anyways

what's wrong with Ursa or Cygnus or something good that people will actually recognize instead of a constellation nobody's heard of apart from people who've played star control II
AND FINAL FANTASY TACTICS.
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Old Jan 18th, 2011, 05:46 PM       
i never beat that ;_; too many tactics
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Old Jan 19th, 2011, 03:52 AM       
I wish I was an Ophiuchus.
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Old Jan 19th, 2011, 02:00 PM       
Daily Show pointed out that people with horoscope tattoos are idiots. But we already knew that.
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Old Jan 19th, 2011, 02:52 PM       
I don't really see how this changes what your sign is anyway. If you were born under VIRGO, it doesn't matter if they add another constellation, you were still born under VIRGO
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Old Jan 19th, 2011, 02:59 PM       
nuh uh its like if they added a thirteenth month and took two days out of each month to make it, everything shifts a few days
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Old Jan 19th, 2011, 03:16 PM       
the months aren't what matters its what constellation the sun/planets are in when you're born.

also they do add a 13th month because their calander is different than ours :O

the whole idea of it is retarded anyway. If astronomy is real, then when the zodiacs were altered did everybody's personality change?
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Old Jan 19th, 2011, 03:58 PM       
It's more like they made the signs correlate with the months a very long time ago. In our generatinon, the planet has tilted so much that you were not born under the same sign as the old chart proclaims. You were actually born under a different constelation. Also I heard that the 13 sign was originaly there but that made it way to hard for peoples brains back then.
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