Though, doing a flip on a dirtbike is far more rockin', I don't think you can technically call it metal. That's more of a punk thing.
Do you fight Mel Gibson at the end of FF3?
Does anyone else dislike Final Fantasy? I find that I'm the only one. I don't know, the stories are great and all, but the gameplay is is awful. I've never been one for games where you can't actively control your character's actions. I really like Final Fantasy Adventure (the green one on original Gameboy). It was more like Zelda. It had some story of a Mana Tree and this girl, you know your basic low-tech, middle ages FF.
- Do you ever shut up? Jesus fucking Christ!
Shut up you Elvis killer!
- Yeah, that was me. Nothing to do with the copious amounts of drugs he was taking.
ELVIS IS A SUPERIOR BEING!!
- You're drunk.
Your point?
- I won't have one until we meet again later...and that reminds me. Stop flushing RPG articles from your GameInformer down my gullet when you get wasted. I'm sick of it. I miss the good ol' days when it was just a shit, puke, and the occational dead hamster.
My trap's broken.
- Well, I can live without the hamsters, but not for long. You know the master doesn't like it when we go too long without a sacrifice. He'll burn the other nipple off.
Eat shit!
- I'm a fucking toilet.
Well your mom was a coffee pot.
- ...and you're a fucking idiot.