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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 03:03 PM       
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I don't know how anyone can take opiates. I fucking hate them. They make me feel like I'm in an elevator going down too fast or like I'm falling forward down a flight of stairs. I'd rather deal with the pain than have that feeling.
Reminds me of this kid at my college. He told us about how he got into an accident and was given a prescription of Vicodin. He hated how he felt when he took them and so he just didn't take them and sold them to other people after he recovered.

Edit: And congrats on getting clean!
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 03:54 PM       
I have to take massive amounts of opiates to feel anything
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 04:01 PM       
I'm running out of weed so i been thinkin about cuttin my hair and quit my stoner life style for awhile or maybe should go lookin for some more weed
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 05:42 PM       
Where does everyone get all this weed? It seems like it's everywhere but when I was in school there wasn't a single time anyone offered me any ever. And that was around performers who probably did all kinds of illegal shit.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 06:01 PM       
People think I'm weird because I tell 'em I haven't done anything. I'm not so keen on buying a lot of consumeables. Other people's stuff? Well, I'm not a partying guy. I've said I'm more the camera-man than the actor.

That and I have a serious problem with artificial mood-altering.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 06:24 PM       
smoking weed is 900x better than drinking.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 07:28 PM       
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smoking weed is 900x better than drinking.
That is a true statement.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 07:42 PM       
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 09:17 PM       
i have some weed right now it's dense and awesome looking.

also opiates are awesome if you take the right amount over a period of time you don't nod out so much and you're just awake and in a great mood

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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 07:23 AM       
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hey supafly, do you still drink or do other drugs?
That would be cheating! But yes, I drink.

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I hated how they suggested that if I stopped coming that it means I was using again.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 09:00 AM       
you are using again if you still drink. hate to break it to you, but you aren't sober just because you stopped using your drug of choice.

it's like that scott weiland dude saying that he hasn't used heroin in 6+ years, but he still uses drugs to keep him off heroin.

NA saved my sister's life. i've been to a ton of meetings and i've never felt like i was in church. recovering addicts have a shit ton of good information to pass on to others (addicts and "normal" people alike) and they are totally right. you are using again. you just aren't using meth.

i'm not trying to burst your bubble. i think it's great that you aren't on meth anymore. that shit will kill you fast. just be careful about getting too confident in yourself or else you'll start making excuses as to why you can handle a bump here and there and be back on the wagon before you know it.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 09:51 AM       
How often do you drink, Supafly? Do you feel like you NEED to drink?
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 10:05 AM       
I drank for the first time in a long time last night. Now I remember why I quit in the first place. Ill be sticking to the weed a few beers here and there.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 11:36 AM       
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Where does everyone get all this weed? It seems like it's everywhere but when I was in school there wasn't a single time anyone offered me any ever. And that was around performers who probably did all kinds of illegal shit.
I've noticed that too. I guess you only get sellers if they think you'll buy (hence why I've never been offered any).

In my one class, we were supposed to temporarily take on a different personality (basically act as a different person for the day). One of the girls chose to act as a drug dealer. She later said that all kinds of people tried to buy off of her.

I was a trekkie, but it didn't go so well. First of all, I wasn't obsessive enough about Star Trek and second of all, my friends had zero tolerance for the project (we weren't allowed to tell anyone about the project, so my friends basically threatened me if I didn't knock it off).
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 01:40 PM       
YOU'RE JUST LOSERS IF NO ONE OFFERED YOU POT! I get asked if I smoke weed and if I know where to "score some drugs" all the time.

ADAM, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! DRINK ALL YOU WANT :D. Don't do meth though, cause that's pretty dirty.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 01:50 PM       
People always assume I smoke weed and don't believe me when I tell them otherwise. It's especially annoying in school when I get the hip coolguy teacher who is always like NUDGE NUDGE WINKY WINK.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:00 PM       
Flyguy, the most important thing is to stay happy and alive. Drink if you have the liver, smoke if you have the lungs, and try to stay away from the shit that you can O.D. on.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:32 PM       
..and then Tadao found out about alcohol poisoning.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:46 PM       
for reals. you can od on anything.

i'm not saying he should stop drinking or doing whatever he wants to do. i'm just saying to not go around telling people he's rehabbed if he's not.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:48 PM       
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you can od on anything.
Not weed.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:51 PM       
Unless you once smoked an entire garbage bag full and passed out because you forgot how to breathe.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 02:53 PM       
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..and then Tadao found out about alcohol poisoning.
If you die from that, then you really want to die anyways.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 03:17 PM       
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Not weed.
yes, you can. just because nobody has done it and died doesn't mean it can't be done. i imagine it's pretty hard to do, but almost any substance taken into the body in excess can cause damage/od/death/whatever you want to call it.
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Old Nov 26th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
ps: alcohol withdrawal has one of the highest mortality rates of any drug withdrawal out there if left untreated so THERE.
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