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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 12:56 PM        IMPORTANT: ABOUT HOLLYCAUST
I originally edited this, because I didn't want to whine to people who wanted to destroy my love. But I don't care. When you love someone, you're willing to whine and beg to make sure they're happy. Besides, I'm pussy whipped: Whining and begging is what I'm all about.

Me and Hollycaust are a couple. We met on the internet, and found out we lived about 20 minutes away from one another. We've been officially dating for a couple weeks now.

So stop being so mean to her. I know what you're trying to do. You want to split us up, so you can have her for yourselves. But too bad. Nothing will ever come between us.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 12:57 PM       
I should ban you for being so fucking gay.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 01:02 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 01:03 PM       
YOU GUYS!

You're not understanding. I found LOVE, and I don't want any of you trying to put a wedge between our hearts!
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 01:07 PM       
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i hope i get to take a trip to the sears tower before it gets blown up.
it was all fun and games till she pulled that shit
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 04:45 PM       
OK, what the hell? I just got a call from her, and she was IN TEARS.

She said that Professor Cool called her a filthy Chi*k, and that she should go back to her dog-eating child-killing craphole of a country, and that he has all intents of killing her if he ever sees her.

That's just fucking wrong, PC. I demand you all leave my girlfriend alone. We are IN LOVE! We like the same things, and we're just in love. OK? So fucking back off.

You're all just jealous that I have such a hot girlfriend, who is really awesome. So stop it right now. You can't break us apart.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 05:52 PM       
HOLLYCAUST IS MY CHARACTER
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
THSI THREAD IS A BLANTANT RIPOFF OF MY THREAD


I WANT MY FORTY ACRES WITH THE MULE NOW
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 06:30 PM       
James, I want to carve your head into a jack-o-lantern. I will cut big circles around your eyes, A triangle around your nose, your teeth and gums i'll carve into A zig-zag. Once i'm done I'm going to place a candle in your empty fucking head and let the little children dance around it...
Happy late birthday...
I wish there were sXe kids on this board still, because I'm really starting to feel like my old self again...
james in other words... Shut the suck up...
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 06:34 PM       
ROFLLROLAMFOMA I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WHY I LOVE YOU 'SIDES YOUR MONEYBAG!!




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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 06:37 PM       
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You know a thread is stupid when Mock himself rips into you like this.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
LISTEN ALL YOU HATERS, WE'RE TEH HOTTEST COUPLE EVERRR!

HEAVEN GOODNESS, JAMES IS SUCH A STUD ILU


ALSO, I'M NOT BAD LOOKING MYSELF
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 06:42 PM       
AND THAT RUMOR BS THAT'S GOING ON ABOUT ME BEING RACIST IS NOT TRUE!

I HAVE A BLACK HOUSE SERVANT K??
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 07:14 PM       
You should be banned right now for being so gay that you pretend dolls are people.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 07:16 PM       
I guess the chance that a girl that James met on this site and is only 20 minutes away and didn't shoot him down sounds plausible.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 07:21 PM       
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You should be banned right now for being so gay that you pretend dolls are people.
there goes the female population ! OPEN YOUR EYES GUY!!!





HI MORE PICS, THIS IS OF ME AND JAMES WHEN WE WERE AT MARDI GRAS

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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 07:31 PM       
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I guess the chance that a girl that James met on this site and is only 20 minutes away and didn't shoot him down sounds plausible.
We didn't meet HERE, baby raper. We met somewhere else. Somewhere, where love blooms.

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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 08:42 PM       
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You should be banned right now for being so gay that you pretend dolls are people.
there goes the female population ! OPEN YOUR EYES GUY!!!
ROFL ^_^

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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 09:26 PM       
I was actually going to listen to James cuz im a dumbass, but then came to my senses and realized that hollycaust was a evil and malicous person regardless of whos girlfriend she is.
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Old Aug 10th, 2003, 09:49 PM       


SHY-FUCKING-GUYS



So anybody up for some cyber tonight sons and bitches?
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 12:50 AM       
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James, it was love at first sight the day you sold me crack <33333333
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 12:57 AM       
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OK, what the hell? I just got a call from her, and she was IN TEARS.

She said that Professor Cool called her a filthy Chi*k, and that she should go back to her dog-eating child-killing craphole of a country, and that he has all intents of killing her if he ever sees her.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Professor Cool's gonna kill me
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 01:32 AM       
wow













j, i love you














just in case you forgot













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let's be friends













what are you doin'?













hello?













plz reply













hi?













they call me mellow yellow













god













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kinda' i guess













i forgot what i was gonna' say =.(













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so talk to you when i wake up













may the force be with you













peace
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Old Aug 11th, 2003, 02:06 AM       
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