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Rev. Danno · #1

One thing I've noticed while looking through posts ids the fact that I-mockery.net has sevral different types of poster.
No I don't mean like ravers, goths, punks etc....
I mean facial types...
I'll list a few examples...

-Skinny guy w/ pointy nose, big ears.(-rog-, Carni)
-Big guy w/ crazy facial hair(Willie,Jeager)
-Tall guy w/ long hair(fs comes to mind, but I know there are a whole bunch)
-not so tall, but slightly angery looking guy w/ long hair
-Dorky guy w/ glasses, short greasy hair.(too many to list)
-dorky guy w/o glasses and greasy hair.(too many to list)
-Hot girl w/ glasses.(GB, HR, JX,chojin)
-tall skinny guy w/ glasses, crazy facial hair, slightly angery lookng, w/ long greasy hair,.(pub)

Perndog · #2

You forgot the nearly bald guy with the big nose and fat lips.

Jixby Phillips · #3

YOU FORGOT

Professor Cool · #4

YOU FORGOT

about the guys that look like Jixby Phillips (Jixby)
about people with that look somewhat like humans..(Mockery Richmond, VA 13 Jan 2003 2194
2 Dr. Boogie Help, I'm lost 20 Jan 2003 335
3 mew barios Rainbow Cemetery 29 Jan 2003 286
4 almiller1963 30 Jan 2003 0
5 Doopa 30 Jan 2003 507
6 Killing Joke 31 Jan 2003 7
7 Zod Planet Houston 31 Jan 2003 0
8 Protoclown Richmond, VA 01 Feb 2003 2558
9 Thetawaves 02 Feb 2003 131
10 Gonadatron Fucking Swamp 02 Feb 2003 41
11 whoreable 02 Feb 2003 1648
12 MrAdventure RESIDENT OLD FOLKS 02 Feb 2003 658
13 ApocalypseTurtle 02 Feb 2003 0
14 Jamesman Connecticut, USA 02 Feb 2003 1998
15 ItalianStereotype TEXAS

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16 Rongi NEW YORK GETTING MUGGED BY A BLACK GUY ROFL 02 Feb 2003 3216
17 Miss Modular Funkytown 02 Feb 2003 453
18 GotAnthrax 02 Feb 2003 4
19 Les Waste HOORJ!! 02 Feb 2003 2032
20 KevinTheHerbivore Austin, TX 02 Feb 2003 1372
21 Ninjavenom 02 Feb 2003 1777
22 Hentai Tentacle Demon 02 Feb 2003 34
23 Misinformation Man 02 Feb 2003 28
24 James 02 Feb 2003 590
25 GnrySgtHartman The international house of pancakes 02 Feb 2003 512
26 glasseater ca montebello 02 Feb 2003 10
27 Jebus 02 Feb 2003 86
28 JeefGyle THE FRESHMAKER! 02 Feb 2003 176
29 Lord Darian Hillbillee forests of New Hampshire 02 Feb 2003 74
30 TpocalypseAurtle 02 Feb 2003 0
31 punkgrrrlie10 02 Feb 2003 498
32 McClain San Diego 02 Feb 2003 426
33 Lionel Hutz 02 Feb 2003 2
34 soundtest alt.suicide.holiday 02 Feb 2003 644
35 Walter Simard Canada 02 Feb 2003 177
36 Geggy Witch City 02 Feb 2003 389
37 BurningCrap 02 Feb 2003 0
38 blackflag1023 02 Feb 2003 1
39 Hobo Renee Sweetie Darling 02 Feb 2003 202
40 Zomboid Alberta, Canada 02 Feb 2003 884
41 Russo 02 Feb 2003 38
42 CrapOnAStick 02 Feb 2003 265
43 Chojin Baltimore, MD 02 Feb 2003 2407
44 Royale 02 Feb 2003 0
45 Tropical Hong Kong 02 Feb 2003 280
46 Facekicker location, location. 02 Feb 2003 25
47 Carnivore Massachusetts 02 Feb 2003 507
48 timrpgland Minnesota, USA 02 Feb 2003 545
49 Ihach Toronto 02 Feb 2003 149
50 vacant, ect.)

Jixby Phillips · #5

These are the three pups that they had in '94.

We didn't keep any of them, though I wish I could have, but 2 dogs really are enough!!!

Casey had four puppies but one was very small and weak. I held the small pup on my chest for almost 24 hrs (per the order of our vet) to keep him warm. He was to weak to feed from his mom so I tried to feed him w/ an eye dropper. But he was to weak to eat and the next day he died in my arms which was very hard on me. All the pups were sable-and-white. If you look at the picture closely, you will notice that the first pup has two brown eyes, the second pup has one blue eye and the other is brown and the third has two blue eyes they were so cute and very good puppies. ALL went to good home.

FS · #6

I'm actually kinda short, but very skinny.

Jeanette X · #7

Quote:

Hot girl w/ glasses.(GB, HR, JX,chojin)

Does "JX" refer to moi?

Geggy · #8

I think I fit in the first category. I've got the french nose and dumbo ears, dammit.

Les Waste · #9

I would be the Big guy w/ crazy facial hair (Willie,Jeager), although I'm also a dork who wears glasses, but my hair is not greasy cause it's nice

Skulhedface · #10

I ALMOST fit into the first category, but then, my nose isn't pointy, nor are my ears big.

If I only hadn't cut off my hair...

{{{K}}} · #11

what kind o doggies r those?

Anonymous · #12

WHAT WE DO IS WHAT YOU WISH TO DO

Hobo Renee · #13

Today I look like a housewife

Cap'n Crunch · #14

I am tall and skinny without long greasy hair OR glasses.

Esuohlim · #15

I'M THE MIDGET WITH HAIR ON THE LEFT SIDE ONLY. AND A MONOCOLE

Drew Katsikas · #16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cap'n Crunch

I am tall and skinny without long greasy hair OR glasses.

O.... R they?!?

P.S. That was from Office Space!

BlueOatmeal · #17

Dorky guy w/ glasses, short greasy hair (unless it has been washed)

:( · #18

I'm the little blue circle with the frowning face.

Rev. Danno · #19

Drew, you are a dumbass, that's from Rushmore...

Pub Lover · #20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Danno

-tall skinny guy w/ glasses, crazy facial hair, slightly angery lookng, w/ long greasy hair,.(pub)

What can I say, but... '

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Rev. Danno · #21

Pub, Chojin... You know I got nothin' but the love for ya'll.
Yes JeanX, you're JX. And Hobo Renee I can't legaly say is hot, so I'm going off of the opinion of the young boys on I-mock. Most of the women on this board are hot, & have glasses. Yes, I know Chojin isn't a girl, but he's make a rather hot one. I'm sure you guys out there have met guys you know would make hot girls, and I'me sure the ladies out there know women that make them say, "I'd like to suck her dick!". Also I have no comments about Doopa, I'd like to be one if the guys who doesn't lust after the webmaster wife...
I'm in love with Max's mind, yet I have no idea what he looks like. I'll keep pretending he looks like a green Nixion, has a voice like Leonard Cohen, and genitelia of both genders...