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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 02:34 PM       
No thanks.
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Old Sep 20th, 2006, 11:51 AM       
Well, I never!
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Old Sep 20th, 2006, 03:12 PM       
I have a quarter to a girl who was short on change for her train fare. Then I gave her some tips about eating on the train!
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 02:31 PM       
I took my girl to see Dr Zhivago, then to a romantic candlelit Italian dinner, where I presented her with a dozen roses that I'd had delivered to the restaurant earlier. I paid the violin player to play for her, and I toasted her eyes with champagne. Then we went back to her place. I gave her a sensual massage with rose scented oil, and stroked her to 3 orgasms before I climbed on and slammed it home. I came on her tits, slapped her, cleaned off on her silk sheets, and then got dressed and went home to watch Sports Center. I still can't figure out why she won't return my calls....
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 04:08 PM       
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You havn't taken a girl out since 1965? :/
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 05:11 PM       
It's been a long dry spell.
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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 08:57 PM       
i spend 16 hours a day with my girlfriend sometimes more depending on the worksituation.
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 02:46 AM       
Gays think romance is... well gay.

Am I right fellating fellas?
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 03:05 PM       
i've been told i'm romantic
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Old Nov 11th, 2006, 03:04 AM       
Guys, unless you’re getting laid, romance is gay.
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