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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 06:47 PM        Re: Good and evil
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"For a good man to do nothing is evil enough."

Does that mean, conversely, that an evil person is to be commended for doing nothing?
Non sequitur.
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 06:51 PM        Re: Good and evil
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Non sequitur.
Not.
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 08:27 PM        Re: Good and evil
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Not.
Except it is.
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 08:34 PM       
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 08:38 PM       


I just realized something... I can call mind my IVORY TOWER!!!

Because, remember, you guys always thought that I was looking at the world from one...

Nevermind.
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 08:45 PM       
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Remember that one time you guys said something funny about me? Wouldn't it make it better if I acted like it was about my PENIS?
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 11:18 PM       
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Matthew 19:23 - Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.


Its not so much a condemenation of the rich as it is the materialistic.
And you can tell why? Who's to say when the bible should be taken literally and when it should be taken as allegory? I say, this passage directly dictates people to not gather riches, and anyone who does will go to HELL.

Christianity is more interesting when it's challenging. Fucking cheap-ass american christians have made this religion into the easiest one there is. "Fuck up all you want, just accept me as your personal saviour, say you're sorry and youre AOK". How about a little self-flaggelation? Nope. Hurts. How about giving everything you have to the poor and going through life with only the clothes on your back? Nope, too difficult. How about loving and accepting everybody, heathens and believers alike?

Seriously, everything that is hard to do, the church has devised a loop-hole around so you don't have to bother.
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 11:41 PM       
We really need a Calvinist revival. That'll teach 'em.
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 11:45 PM       
Religion sucks.
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 04:04 PM       
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Remember that one time you guys said something funny about me? Wouldn't it make it better if I acted like it was about my PENIS?
You realize I was intentionally being sarcastic, right?

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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 04:26 PM       
You realize that your attempts at humor are worse than mine, right? Dumbass.
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 04:36 PM       
Christianity is a religion for the poor and stupid because they need metaphysical vengeance. I think that that is the lesson here.
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 11:29 AM       
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Seriously, everything that is hard to do, the church has devised a loop-hole around so you don't have to bother.
This would be the most clever turn any religion had taken until now, let's give them a prize, I am not being sarcastic, clamorous applauses please.

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Christianity is more interesting when it's challenging. Fucking cheap-ass american christians have made this religion into the easiest one there is. "Fuck up all you want, just accept me as your personal saviour, say you're sorry and youre AOK".
But wait a minute, now I don't get this, do they ask you to give up your will at the same time; 'cause then it is not clever any more.

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How about a little self-flaggelation? Nope. Hurts. How about giving everything you have to the poor and going through life with only the clothes on your back? Nope, too difficult. How about loving and accepting everybody, heathens and believers alike?
What I find hard to believe is that someone that adopted this kind of religion ethics could still belive in God, hell and heaven; it is utterly surprising.
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 06:05 PM       
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Christianity is a religion for the poor and stupid because they need metaphysical vengeance. I think that that is the lesson here.
Wasn't Einstein a Christian?
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 06:12 PM       
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Not 100% sure, but my guess is that he wasn't.
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 06:17 PM       
He was jewish. He believed the universe had orderly mathmatical laws governing it that could be predicted, or something, and thats why he said that "God doesn't play dice with the universe". Also, he was wrong when he said that, at least in the conversation he was having.
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 09:37 PM       
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What I find hard to believe is that someone that adopted this kind of religion ethics could still belive in God, hell and heaven; it is utterly surprising.
Excuse me you lost me at the semicolon there.
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Old Dec 4th, 2004, 11:55 PM       
I find that most Americans don't actually understand when to correctly use a semicolon, but they think it makes them smarter and that no-one else knows how to do it either.
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Old Dec 5th, 2004, 12:37 AM       
That semicolon is pretty much right. Fuzzbot knows what he's doing. That doesn't change the fact that I can't reply to his post in any significant way, though. Sorry.
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