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Originally Posted by James
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Originally Posted by AChimp
I was talking to Perndog, but while we're on the topic of you again, why do you worry about this so much? There's something called TRYING TOO HARD.
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I'm apparently not trying hard enough, because in the end, I'm always just a friend who gets disposed of.
Stop trying to fight with me, and give me some tips. None of this "just be yourself" or "stop worrying about it" or "James is a faggot." I want guaranteed tips to get girls to fucking want me so bad, they carve my name into their wrists and pull their hair out if they haven't talked to me in almost 3 hours.
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Careful what you wish for, Jimmy. I mean like a "monkey's paw" warning. BeeeeeeeWAAAARRRRREEEE!
I normally stay the hell out of this forum, because it's mostly comprised of fruitcakes, but I'll throw my hat in the ring on this one.
Stop fucking worrying about it. Having a woman does not make you a great person, nor a fulfilled person, and it definitely won't make you a happy person. Not on under terms you're dictating. And if you get one under those terms, it won't make you happy, because you'll find out it's not the answer to all of life's problems.
So forget about it. Play video games and drink beer and go to school and do all that normal shit, and a chick will fall into your lap when you're not expecting it. Put it out of your mind. Think of this exchange between Val Kilmer and Robert DeNiro in the movie
Heat:
"When are you gonna get an old lady?"
"When I get around to it."
'Be like Bobby D.' This is your mantra. Now shut up, already.