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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 02:33 AM        Favorite comedian
Who is your favorite comedian?
I am going to have to say that Bill Hicks is mine.

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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 03:52 AM       
Either Bill Hicks, George Carlin, or David Cross.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 04:57 AM       
mine are Dutch:

Youp van 't Hek ("Fuck a duck hey." cracks me up with the voice he says it with )
Hans Teeuwen ("Well..um...actually, I think all women are..um...FUCKING WHORES! YEAH!" the absurdity of it all )
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 11:43 AM       
George Carlin
Bill Hicks
Lewis Black

Though the single funniest stand up comedy cd I have heard is Dave Attell's "Skanks for the Memories".

I prefer comedy that has some social relevance though...and while Attell can make me laugh more often and harder than the top three up there, it's more of a pure entertainment value rather than actually making some good observations about society that get me thinking, while making me laugh my ass off.

Honorable mention:

David Cross
Eddie Izzard
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 12:02 PM       
Currently, George Carlin. So far I bought eight of his comedy CDs, and they're all the best things I've ever heard.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 12:11 PM       
When Jesus comes back to earth, the last thing he wants to see is a cross. -Bill Hicks
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 12:15 PM       
George Carlin

I need some of his cds . He is fucking hysterical on HBO.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 12:26 PM       
Conan O'Brien, David Cross, Lewis Black.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 12:44 PM       
Lewis Black, and here is why...

"there is no reason to body build...NONE! Thats why God gave us The International House of Pancakes, because you'll always feel good about your body there, no matter what your body is, because there is always somebody there that weighs 350 lbs more than you'll ever weigh, it's guarenteed, it's on the back of the menue, read it sometime!"
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 12:50 PM       
I have to say that I love Eddie Izzard too. I'm just pissed I can't get any of his stuff on DVD.

PS did any one see him on Conan O'Brien last night, it was great.


Edit: I just looked it up on Amazon and Dressed to Kill is out on DVD and Glorious comes out Sep. 3
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 01:29 PM       
Lewis Black and George Carlin are my favorite.

"If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college... if you think about that for more than 3 minutes blood will squirt out your nose!"
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 02:34 PM       
I only saw one of his shows, but Pablo Francisco and Gabriel Eglasias (sp?) are really cool.

But yeah, George Carlin wins.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 02:43 PM       
David Cross and I still like Denis Leary.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 02:53 PM       
Dennis Leary has always been one of my favorites, and so has Lewis Black.

I just saw Pablo, and he was hilarious as well.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 08:27 PM       
George Carlin(obvious), Steven Wright, and Dave Attell's 'Skanks for the Memories' are my favourite comedic moments.

The 'Hobo Chili' line cracks me up every time.
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 08:50 PM       
George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright
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Old Jun 7th, 2003, 11:24 PM       
Louis Black
Pablo Francisco
Carlin
Mitch Hedberg
David Cross
Andrew Dice Clay
Seinfeld
Laura Kightlinger

Shit, just about everyone on Comedy Central Presents is funny as hell, but i can't stand Bill Dwyer.
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 03:09 AM       
Hard to believe no one has brought up Max Burbank.
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 11:16 AM       
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 12:52 PM       
Robin Williams
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 06:15 PM       
Lewis Black, Dave Chappelle (his stand-up is fucking hilarious, especially the improvised shit), Mitch Hedberg, David Cross, Mark Maron, Laura Kitlinger, Steve Wright, Dave Attell, Chris Rock, The Amazing Johnathan, Todd Barry.

Just what I can think of off the top of my head. There was this one bald, black guy once on Comedy Central presents who was really funny, but I can't remember his name
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 08:11 PM       
Louis Ramey?
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Old Jun 8th, 2003, 10:58 PM       
Why hasn't anybody said Sarah Silverman
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Old Jun 9th, 2003, 04:16 AM       
Because I forgot.

There was an older episode of SNL with her on the weekend update on recently. It was back when Kevin Nealon did the weekend update. She was funny.

And yeah, Louis Ramey was the black guy. I saw part of his comedy central presents stand-up special when they showed it within the past week. I thought it was really good.
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