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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 06:45 AM       
The Mexican guy showed up multiple times because he was motherfuckin' Cheech Martin.

I was kind of disappointed with this movie because the setup gave me the idea that this was going to some incredibly inventive and stylish vampire movie. Then it suddenly spiralled off into, in my opinion, a pretty generic horror movie. I'm sure that without that setup I would've loved it all the way through. I mean, the fat kid did get torn to bits. And Sex Machine. I mean, Sex Machine!
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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 09:57 AM       
Well, for sheer entertainment value, it wasn't bad. But that isn't at all what I'm talking about...as I hope you can see.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 12:04 PM       
Ha, you're a hypocritical bitch-ass pussy. You just said it sucked, but now you're backpedaling because everyone thinks you're a douchebag. Get your opinions straight.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 02:29 PM       
Bro, go fuck yourself. It wasn't a good movie. But if you like that gory horror movie bullshit, you'll probably like it.

So shut the fuck up and sit down.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 03:46 PM       
Shut up and die you asshat.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2003, 04:00 PM       
Kill yourself.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2003, 07:51 PM       
Listen, Bro. The movie was split into two. If you've read any of this at all, ive previously stated that Quentin Tarintino did the regular part, and some mexican guy (not Cheech Marin) did the vampire part. It's like the movie Four Rooms, where a director takes each of the rooms. Bro.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2003, 09:47 PM       
That's not true. Rober Rodriguez directed it, Quentin Tarantino WROTE it and gave ideas and things. Rober Rodriguez also made desperado.

Anyway, it's a fucking action/horror movie that's cheesy to make it more entertaining. It's not supposed to make you think.
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Old Jun 24th, 2003, 08:37 AM       
Everyone makes a big deal about Pulp Fiction and Resovoir Dogs but I think True Romance is probably the best thing Quentin wrote, but the original screen play is a little different than the movie. Actually the changes that they made in the movie didn't make it worse though.
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