Jun 25th, 2003, 08:10 AM
Two shite trailers I just watched
The Cat in The Hat- god this looked awful. Why does the movie industry constantly have to rape our childhood memories? What is the point in making films of Dr Seuss books?? They are entertaining, simplistic kids books that were designed to improve a childs vocabulary and grammar. THEY DONT NEED TO BE MADE INTO FILMS.
Masked and anonymous- starring Bob Dylan- this looks so fucking hackneyed..dylan as the wandering, profound, doesnt say much cowboy type character. With John Goodman?? and dylan gets it together with penelope cruz? Why thats believable.
__________________ I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
Yeah, it sucked ass, but it wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't based on the Dr. Suess book. Jim Carrey was kinda funny, but it would have been a lot better had they just tried to make an original movie. Which would have been impossible, as original ideas don't exist anymore.
__________________ Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
- Outerspacekid
A while back I rented some cheaply made movie, and it had trailers for all these shitty low budget movie trailers on it. One that stood out was for a black b-movie called Snuffed Out, which was impossibly hilarious. It had this voice-over of a black guy trying to sound really black saying black things, and it was way too long. "He's a dirty no good coppah." "She's a bad news biznitch." "Somethin be smellin funky in da hood."
I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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