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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 11:36 AM       
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Oh well yea thats good, but other than that it was crap
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 02:46 PM       
Austin Powers: Goldmember.

How many times can you recycle the same stupid jokes over and over again?

Charlies Angels: Full Throttle.

A big, smoldering pile of shit. The only reason I even gave it a glance was because Crispin Glover was in it.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 04:20 PM       
Oh man, I love Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Not because it's good or anything. I just can't believe it's a real movie. And Crispin Glover is amazing. One of the three reasons I saw Beowulf.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 08:03 PM       
I don't watch a lot of movies, but not even MST3K could save Red Zone Cuba.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 11:24 PM        Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Horrible movie I don't mind black and white movies but his one was just bad..and when I say bad I mean I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from watching this flick. Its so bad the only way to enjoy it is with a few frosty beers and some fried wontons.



Just look at those children, they are terrified of Santa
I know the picture is in color, but when I watched this film was in black
and white. They children are so scared they are contorting their faces and pretending to laugh just so they aren't slaughtered. The boy on the left..ugh..such a scary evil face.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 02:24 AM       
Ha ha, the MST3K of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians rocked. I loved the laughter with the sounds of bullets and explosions.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 06:41 PM       
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians was my favourite movie when I was 4-7.
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 07:21 AM       
White noise. I would call it "white trash" but that would be insulting to all white trash. 8 dollars and an hour of my life, both gone forever.
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 10:05 PM       
I totally agree about White Noise. I wanted to like it because I'm a fan of Michael Keaton, but the movie was just boring.
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 10:28 PM       
It's all about the eyebrows when it comes to Micheal Keaton, when you just look at the range of his eyebrows' emotions and acting alone any movie of his entertaining.
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 10:58 PM       
...yeah, I liked Multiplicity, what of it?
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Old Feb 2nd, 2008, 12:19 PM       
I'm With Lucy
Blackula (not being racist, it just sucked)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Departed: Martin Scorsese gave me sleepless nights with that one, if I'm overstimulated I cannot cope with big noises of guns. In the cinema this was particularly true.
Flags of Our Fathers: I had to walk out of my living room while my brother and my parents watched this, it was too loud and there were shells going off every five seconds and people were dying all over the place... I know realism in cinema is important but there are some kinds of realism that are just too much for a jumpy young man who is easily startled by huge noises on surround sound systems!
House of Wax (the Paris Hilton remake): just plain godawful, I couldn't bear it!

But there is one film that I hated not for its loud noises (some of these films may or may not have had artistic merit, ie. The Departed, Flags of Our Fathers), but for its sheer cheesiness and bastardisation of a classic novel:

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA: Keanu Reeves can't act. He was only good in the first Bill and Ted and the first Matrix. And in the minds of the general public, the sheer amount of heaving bosoms would have aroused, but here they were trashy, like the trampy interpretations of the formerly strong female characters like Mina Murray and Lucy Whatserface. Tom Waits and Anthony Hopkins were the only good things in it!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2008, 05:08 PM       
WAH WAH WAH LOUD WAH WAH WAH

Half of those movies are absolutely delicious
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Old Feb 2nd, 2008, 08:26 PM       
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White noise. I would call it "white trash" but that would be insulting to all white trash. 8 dollars and an hour of my life, both gone forever.
I did not like that either. I now present my top 3.
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • 28 Days Later
  • And by far, and unmatched: Spanglish
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 01:30 AM       
Cutthroat Island was awful.

Cat Woman, also. And The Astronaut's Wife, which made me sad that I couldn't get back my two hours.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 04:09 AM       
To be fair on Flags of Our Fathers, with a surround system you actually get to experience the post-traumatic stress disorder in your own home as you struggle to get to sleep after watching it because of the shell-shock. No other war movie has ever done this to me. Not even Saving Private Ryan.
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 04:34 PM       
i dunno, i gotta say that delta farce was extremely lame.
the jokes were juvenile, and the acting was atrocious.
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 05:38 PM       
I am Legend with Will Smith, just a rip off of Cast Away and 28 weeks later, so boring stranded alone acting, oh except for the dog her perform was great but she didn't speaking
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Old Feb 9th, 2008, 08:00 PM       
The Brown Bunny. Chances you you've made more meaning driving a vehicle all over the country and had better blowjobs than the narcissistic douchebag who pissed out this movie.
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Old Feb 10th, 2008, 03:54 PM       
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The Departed: Martin Scorsese gave me sleepless nights with that one, if I'm overstimulated I cannot cope with big noises of guns. In the cinema this was particularly true.
I just didn't care for it. It was basically a lot of previously good actors slumming while the new boys in the lead were trying to play at being big stars. Scorsese was slumming as well, especially in terms of repeating the same old musical cue from a good song OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Sorry, I got it the first time. No thanks.
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Old Feb 10th, 2008, 03:58 PM       
I spent the whole time watching the Departed telling everyone around me why I liked the Hong Kong original better, so much so I didn't really pay that much attention to the movie.

Why I like the original better can be summed up by: Subtitles give me a boner.
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Old Feb 11th, 2008, 10:52 PM       
Date Movie would probably be the worst. Hulk was pretty bad too. So hard to narrow it down to only one!
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 02:13 PM       
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I spent the whole time watching the Departed telling everyone around me why I liked the Hong Kong original better, so much so I didn't really pay that much attention to the movie.
It did not translate well. Making it all about the Irish denizens of Boston just seemed really....odd. Plus to some extent it went into stereotyping which wasn't offensive as it was just stupid.

Plus the whole ending shot with the OH SO OBVIOUS imagery was quite pathetic. Way too much.
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 02:53 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2008, 03:31 PM       
Remember when movie titles like Ticks, Lair of the White Worm, Alligator, and Rawhead Rex absolutely guaranteed a wasted weekend?

After getting with friends and watching a marathon of Monster, Savage Planet, Pterodactyl, Raptor Island, and some fucking New Zealish movie about people doing nothing and carnivorous goop kind of hanging out, I am officially pissed off at the Sci-Fi Channel.




Savage Planet would qualify for the title of this thread, I think.
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