I got a third of a way through this, unsure whether or not this was serious or not. I decided this was a farce made to poke fun at Libs. The author is a half ass character.
He attempts to put forth an educated, Oxford-esque writing style, but fucks it up constantly because his grasp of english really isn't really all that great. First sentence paragraph 2
"until" has no good reason for being there
The below would never happen in reality anyway.
"I had attended a showing of The Matrix in May of 1999 with a lady friend, because we are both big Morgan Freeman fans. An hour into the film, as I observed what dreck we were wading in, I walked up and stood before the screen and tried to explain to the audience that this vomitus was below their dignity.
I was greeted by some of the most vulgar insults imaginable, until some began throwing objects and one man even knocked my pipe from my hand. Do you wish to be associated with a group of such character"