Oh, the Fucktards I Have Known!

[Geggy]

hi, mad max, how are you today? i had a so-so day. work sure went by fast today. my boss was no show so i mingled around the office, talking to girls and stuff. it was pretty cool. how about yourself? hows it going, huh? yeah, sooo....

[Cap'n Crunch]

HAHAH CAP'N CUNT THAT'S GREAT.

[Anonymous]

Carnivore: I'm well aware of the mental deficiency here, so why bother using complicated insults? I use the shit that these fucktards can understand, and all they're worthy enough for. I've yet to see anyone make me look bad though, they're all pretty much saying all the same shit I've heard before and better. (Despite the obvious fact they accuse me of the same thing) No need to kick it up a notch.

But since some real competition is finally here...

So Carnivore, how'd your NAMBLA meeting go? Did it go as planned, or did someone finally drop a dime on your pedophile asses and you had to scuttle for cover like the shit eating boy molesting roach you are?

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Starting to get interesting...

[Anonymous]

Geggy: Stop lying your day went the same way it always does. You got your fat ass up ate 15 ding dongs, jerked off to pictures of your dead mother and fell asleep in your own jizz, fucktard.

Capn' Crunch: Here's something even better! FUCKTARD!

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Page 11!

[Carnivore]

Actually, I was working. Sorry to disappoint. I did come across a heroin addict who died in a very comical position, though. My partner that day happened to have his digital camera with him, so I snapped a few pics. He has yet to send them to me, the fucker, but I'll be debuting them here as soon as I get them.

[Anonymous]

Canivore: Cool, that should give something for Cap'n to jerk off to.

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Fucktard (Because I KNOW its expected to be in at least one time in my posts)

[thebiggameover]

xaM daM = OAO...

[Cap'n Crunch]

MAD MAX YOU ARE THE LIVING END.

[Anonymous]

thebiggameover= fucktard

Capn' Crunch: You truely are a fucktard, among fucktards

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[Cap'n Crunch]

KEEP THE BALL ROLLIN' TO MY HEART!

[Anonymous]

Cap'n: Keep liquidstik's balls rolling in your mouth fucktard.

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[liquidstatik]

fucking christ your annoying

[Anonymous]

liquidstatik: All part of God's great plan fucktard.

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Hook the fucktards and reel them in...

[Schimid]

[Spooky]

smoke weed every day

[The Retro Kat]

Sorry, Max, I don't get around to posting around here as much as I used to. You know how it is being busy and such.


And before Mad Max knew what this man was about, he had taken Max in his arms, muttering, "There is only one way to deal with such a defiant, managing boy," he pressed a hard kiss on Max's startled lips. The kiss which began as a warning and punishment, turned slowly into a seductive caress, his hands roaming down Max's slight form and evoking a response he could not repress. Max found his arms curling about the man's shoulders as a warm glow began spreading throughout Max's body and causing delightful sensations Max had felt before in his arms. As his kisses became more demanding and Max answered them with complete abandon which would later giver him the deepest shame, they were rapidly reaching a point of complete forgetfulness of what had begun so carelessly. But before Mad Max could surrender his already brutally managed rectum to lack of thought, they were interrupted by Lady Lashforth.
-New Style, Max. How about it?

[Anonymous]

Schimid: You can't touch this, fucktard.

Spooky: You smoke cock everyday fucktard.

Retro: And before Retro Kat knew what Spooky was about, he had taken Retro in his arms, muttering, "There is only one way to deal with such a defiant, managing boy," he pressed a hard kiss on Retro's startled lips. The kiss which began as a warning and punishment, turned slowly into a seductive caress, his hands roaming down Retro's slight form and evoking a response he could not repress. Retro found his arms curling about Spooky's shoulders as a warm glow began spreading throughout Retro's body and causing delightful sensations Retro had felt before in his arms. As his kisses became more demanding and Retro answered them with complete abandon which would later giver him the deepest shame, they were rapidly reaching a point of complete forgetfulness of what had begun so carelessly. But before Retro Kat could surrender his already brutally managed rectum to lack of thought, they were interrupted by Schimid.

The style works, carry on fucktard.

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[Dole]

man·age ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mnj)
v. man·aged, man·ag·ing, man·ag·es
v. tr.
To direct or control the use of; handle: manage a complex machine tool.

To exert control over: “Managing the news... is the oldest game in town” (James Reston). “A major crisis to be managed loomed on the horizon” (Time).
To make submissive to one's authority, discipline, or persuasion.
To direct the affairs or interests of: manage a company; an agency that manages performers. See Synonyms at conduct.
To succeed in accomplishing or achieving, especially with difficulty; contrive or arrange: managed to get a promotion.

[Esuohlim]

I'd like to see Mad Max say something to me that he has never said before. Just once I'd like to see something that isn't predictable.

Even though I know the response to this post will be nothing but predictable.

PROVE ME WRONG

[Matt Harty]

hey mad max do you sniff markers

[Anonymous]

Esuohlim: You're LESS of a fucktard than Dole.

Dole: You're MORE of a fucktard than Esuohlim.

On a similar note, why the fuck are you fucktards even on the net? Don't you fucktards have some studying to do for your special ed. summer school classes?

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Get back to class fucktards!

[Anonymous]

Matt Hardy: Hey Matt do you sniff your Dad's shit filled panties? Oh wait yes you do, nevermind fucktard.

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[Matt Harty]

hey mad max you should bring a rabbits foot to school and tell girls to rub it

[Esuohlim]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Esuohlim: You're LESS of a fucktard than Dole.

Wait I don't understand what you're trying to say you see because you said it yourself your insults are brimming with so many high-brow subteties and double meanings that I can't understand so can you please dumb down what you just said to me.

[Spooky]

so, mad max, how's the old ball and chain? welcome back to the boards!