Coeternal Thanatopsis

[Sethomas]

I wrote this to explain what happens with death in a Coeternal mindset. Please evaluate for cogency and such.

www.coeternalism.com/than.html

[Helm]

in this thread:

seth talks about god

nobody cares

[Jixby Phillips]

do you guys beleive in god

[Helm]

god is dead satan rules

[Cosmo Electrolux]

God and Satan never existed in the first place....bow to Fluffy....god of vengence..

[AChimp]

Insert obligatory comment about how awesome Cthulhu is here.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Insert another obligatory comment about how big and worthy of worship my penis is....

[derrida]

my soul comes out of my penis (sometimes).

[derrida]

vagina

[Perndog]

I want Seth to demonstrate his theory in pantomime.

[Sethomas]

One of my Scav Hunt items was "explain magnetic resonance imaging in pantomime".

A thanatopsis is by definition not about God, but death. I would have expected a Greek to recognize that.

[Helm]

that would be if the greek had read the stuff but the greek did not because the greek finds whatever seth has to say about the subject matter incredibly borting and plus a lot unfounded the greek says sorry

[Sethomas]

I guess that's to be expected from someone whose best argument against religion was the clothes a priest wears.

[Helm]

yeah you got me there

[Perndog]

You've got to admit, though, those outfits are pretty ridiculous.

[Helm]

what with all the bling what are they rappers?

YO LISTEN ME OUT MY FAITHFUL CONGREGATION
I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE BIRTH OF CREATION
GOD WAS BORED SO HE SAID LET'S HAVE SOME FUN
SO HE BREATHED LIFE INTO THE FORM OF MAN
HE SAID HEY YOU MISTER, YOU BETTER BE GOOD
OR ELSE DAMNATION! HELLFIRE! DON'T GET ME IN A BAD MOOD
GIMME A RIB HERE'S A WIFE DON'T YOU STICK YOUR PECKER IN IT
IT'S ORIGINAL SIN AND I'LL KICK YOU OUT OF PARADISE IN A FREAKIN' MINUTE

[derrida]

"WHERE DO WE GO"

i think its a perfectly valid question in a conservation of mass kind of way. luckily we have darwin to come along and tell us that we do live forever, just so long as we make little baby we. i think this is a good explanation for why the soul is a big pile of bullshit.

[Zhukov]

CHECK 'DIS

[Perndog]

MAN and FUN don't rhyme.

[Helm]

sorry my rap wasn't too good

[ziggytrix]

bullshit that was the most awesome thing i've seen all week.

[sspadowsky]

Originally Posted by Helm

what with all the bling what are they rappers?

YO LISTEN ME OUT MY FAITHFUL CONGREGATION
I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE BIRTH OF CREATION
GOD WAS BORED SO HE SAID LET'S HAVE SOME FUN
SO HE BREATHED LIFE INTO THE FORM OF MAN
HE SAID HEY YOU MISTER, YOU BETTER BE GOOD
OR ELSE DAMNATION! HELLFIRE! DON'T GET ME IN A BAD MOOD
GIMME A RIB HERE'S A WIFE DON'T YOU STICK YOUR PECKER IN IT
IT'S ORIGINAL SIN AND I'LL KICK YOU OUT OF PARADISE IN A FREAKIN' MINUTE

Gold, Helm. Gold.

[Helm]

woa thanks guys