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Old May 1st, 2003, 02:35 PM        If you could give yourself head...
...would you?
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Old May 1st, 2003, 05:34 PM       
Strike one.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 05:35 PM       
Yes, but I definitely wouldn't cum in my mouth.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 06:29 PM       
fascinating.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 07:17 PM       
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Yes, but I definitely wouldn't cum in my mouth.
So you're saying you'd pull-out at the last second so you could enjoy the warm love jooce getting sprayed all over your face?

As Mew said... fascinating.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 03:52 AM       
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 04:06 AM       
What do you mean, IF you COULD give yourself head?
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 06:28 AM       
Well....can you? :/
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 07:11 AM       
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Yes, but I definitely wouldn't cum in my mouth.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 08:26 AM       
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Well....can you? :/
Not anymore. But back when I was still a little scrawny, I could get the head in. But I haven't necessarily tried in quite a while to chow down on my manny beef wand, nor do I really want to try. But I imagine I still can't.

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Old May 2nd, 2003, 10:14 AM       
If can let a girl put my dick in her mouth, then I should be willing to put my own dick in my mouth as well. I would never touch another penis though.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 10:28 AM       
So by the same logic that means that you'd be willing to let her penetrate your vagina with her cock as well?
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 10:41 AM       
Are you kidding me?! Between THAT, Comedy Central, the Discovery Channel and ESPN's Sportscenter ... I wouldn't leave the house ... well, except for beer runs.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 11:53 AM       
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If I can let a girl put my dick in her mouth, then I should be willing to put my own dick in my mouth as well. I would never touch another penis though.
If you can let... rrright.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 12:04 PM       
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If you can let... rrright.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 12:19 PM       
Oh oh! A very milky, gooey translucent tear!
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 01:23 PM       
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If can let a girl put my dick in her mouth, then I should be willing to put my own dick in my mouth as well.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 01:39 PM       
DID YOU KNOW:

The ability to perform self-fellatio tends to be a hereditary trait that skips a generation. So if you are unable to do it, that most likely means that your father has actually attempted and succeeded!
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Old May 3rd, 2003, 09:55 AM       
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DID YOU KNOW:

The ability to perform self-fellatio tends to be a hereditary trait that skips a generation. So if you are unable to do it, that most likely means that your father has actually attempted and succeeded!
A little "rib removal surgery" could accomplish the same thing if the motivation is strong enough. Later in life ... after the surgery ... you could taunt your full grown son by saying it's an hereditary trait and he should be able to do it. You could then conjecture that he inherited THAT gene from his mother so he'll blame HER for his ... ummm ... SHORTcomings (sp?).
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Old May 3rd, 2003, 08:44 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2003, 08:53 PM       
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A little "rib removal surgery" could accomplish the same thing if the motivation is strong enough.
Aren't there rumors that Marilyn Manson removed his ribs for this reason?
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Old May 4th, 2003, 12:31 AM       
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Aren't there rumors that Marilyn Manson removed his ribs for this reason?
Yes, but I don't think its true... not sure though :/

And no... I would dont suck my own dick. What would be the point in sucking your own dick?
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Old May 4th, 2003, 01:57 PM       
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Old May 4th, 2003, 02:29 PM       
I've been doing yoga for years, and I can't give myself head. :/
But I'll bet a guy could if he worked on his flexiblity.
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Old May 7th, 2003, 10:33 AM       
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I've been doing yoga for years, and I can't give myself head. :/
But I'll bet a guy could if he worked on his flexiblity.
Ahhh ... brings to mind my teenage dreams of marrying an olympic gymnast.
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