Tarentino v.s. Kevin Smith?

[ArrowX]

:mechaspiderfetish

[pjalne]

I'm not Smith's biggest fan, but his story about Jon Peters is comedy gold. This is what I can remember from Peters's requests fom memory:

- Sean Penn as Superman (because he has 'killer instinct')
- Superman should fight two polar bears ("the most vicious killers in the animal kingdom") and kill one of them, but let the other one live (so the animal activists don't get pissed off)
- Brainiac should break into the Fortress of Solitude and get into a fight with Superman's guards.
- Big spider in the third act ("the most vicious killers in the insect kingdom" (I know they're not insects, Peters's words))

Further requests made by Jon Peters when Burton came on board:

- Superman should wear a leather coat (yeah, Matrix came out)
- Superman should not fly, but instead drive a cool car
- Brainiac should have a gay robot friend

After Burton was taken off the project:

- Jimmy Olsen should be gay

[the[Hitman]]

i cant pick because they are nothing alike.

Smith makes entertaining movies.

Tarantino regurgitates the same shit over and over and people think hes a good director.

I mean, watch pulp fiction more than twice and you may almost hate it as much as i do.

[GADZOOKS]

The hitman hates a movie about hitmen, what a fucking turd.

[the[Hitman]]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

The hitman hates a movie about hitmen, what a fucking turd.

i have developed an absolute hatred for that movie. after the third time i watched it i felt the need to go kick tarantino's head in.

[GADZOOKS]

Thanks for quoting the post and basically just repeating what you said the first post, you fucking turd.

I bet your favorite movie is hentai, you fagoon.

[Geggy]

Originally Posted by the[Hitman

]
I mean, watch pulp fiction more than twice and you may almost hate it as much as i do.

you've got to be shitting me.

i've seen pulp fiction 20 times and i still love it as much you love to masturbate to a photo of fully clothed margaret thatcher. go on, son, make her proud. thats the closest she will ever get to have any sexual advancements. give it to her. give it to her! oh yeah!

[the[Hitman]]

what the hell is this?

i didnt know the name of the thread was "faggots come worship tarantino's obviously shitty and non-original genius."

[Anonymous]

So you think that Tarentino is a genius.

[Skulhedface]

SAM RAIMI IS BETTER :/

[GADZOOKS]

Originally Posted by the[Hitman

]what the hell is this?

i didnt know the name of the thread was "faggots come worship tarantino's obviously shitty and non-original genius."

You can't stand movies about hitmen, hitman. Your a fraud, FRAUD.

[Big Papa Goat]

I hate Sam Raimi For the same reason I love Tarantino.
Edit: woops, I forgot who Sam Raimi was, for some reason I thought you were talking about whatever that guy who did Signs and hte Sixth Sense was

[Skulhedface]

BLASPHEMY

[Spectre X]

Originally Posted by the[Hitman

]what the hell is this?

i didnt know the name of the thread was "faggots come worship tarantino's obviously shitty and non-original genius."

My entire being is resonating with pure rage.

You are so goddamned unbelievably stupid it blows my mind just trying to imagine it.

[Neurotic monkey]

Well, Tarintino just takes movie scripts from the seventies/eighties and copies them, adding in copious pop culture dialouge, violence and swearing.

Smith writes about random people who live in New Jersey, using pop culture dialouge and swearing. The other thing is that he is almost twice as good as Tarintno at writing, but is stuck with shitty actors who can't act their way out of a paper bag. Tarintino gets grade A calibur stars (Harvey Keitel, Samuel Jackson, John Travolta, Bruce Willis, David Roth, Michael Madsen, Uma Thurman, etc.), while every person in a Smith movie is pure crap (Everyone in Clerks, Mallrats, Ben Affleck, Etc.)

[Spectre X]

You have so little knowledge of anything. Christ.


Tarantino doesn't copy scripts from the eighties and seventies. Pulp Fiction, for example, was just his flimed take on those old pulp crime magazines from the 40's and early 50's.

Kill Bill Vol. 1 was a reference fest. Vol. 2 was a spiral of violence and well-written dialogue.

Reservoir Dogs is the classic 'big heist that goes wrong' movie. Jackie Brown was his tribute to all those old Blaxploitation movies from the seventies.

He doesn't copy movies, he makes all these little and big references and tributes to them.


And if you think Smith is a better writer than Tarantino, you've never watched a Tarantino movie before. And if you have, you're not human.

[Neurotic monkey]

Originally Posted by Spectre X

You have so little knowledge of anything. Christ.


Tarantino doesn't copy scripts from the eighties and seventies. Pulp Fiction, for example, was just his flimed take on those old pulp crime magazines from the 40's and early 50's.

Kill Bill Vol. 1 was a reference fest. Vol. 2 was a spiral of violence and well-written dialogue.

Reservoir Dogs is the classic 'big heist that goes wrong' movie. Jackie Brown was his tribute to all those old Blaxploitation movies from the seventies.

He doesn't copy movies, he makes all these little and big references and tributes to them.


And if you think Smith is a better writer than Tarantino, you've never watched a Tarantino movie before. And if you have, you're not human.

Tributes and referenses? I f that's true explain why Kill Bill was just a gory random splatterhouse king-fu movie, right down to the shitty translated dialouge. And WTF is up with that Superman speech? If a drunken hobo had access to the best damn actors in hollywood, instead of his slacker friends, he could probably make a better movie. And if it was from the early 40's and 50's, how come it had references to the seventies (vietnam war, ass raped by hillbillies, cocaine). Reservoir Dogs was just that: a generic heist goes wrong movie. Right down to the hidden twist.

[Jixby Phillips]

So?

[Krythor]

Tarantino movies are partly derivative of certain genres just as Texas Chainsaw Massacre was partly derivative of real life you fucking moron.

Besides, Tarantino isn't popular for his unique stories but for his dialogue.

DICK.

[Captain Goodtimes]

Tarentino kicks ass! Literally!

[ArrowX]

Where the fuck did you come from you horrible ugly little stain on my pants?

[Captain Goodtimes]

Woah, how can you see my pants.

Are you like some vision psycic dude

[ArrowX]

yes I have ESPN

[Captain Goodtimes]

That's a sports channel, so what?

[Jixby Phillips]

first arrowx said

Originally Posted by ArrowX

Where the fuck did you come from you horrible ugly little stain on my pants?

then captain goodtimes said

Originally Posted by Captain Goodtimes

Woah, how can you see my pants.

Are you like some vision psycic dude

then arrowx said

Originally Posted by ArrowX

yes I have ESPN

then captain goodtimes said

Originally Posted by Captain Goodtimes

That's a sports channel, so what?