The Elitist Dork Thread

[Anonymous]

Anything except not die on a cross.

[Bobo Adobo]

But he chose to die on a cross.

[Perndog]

No, he died because God told him to, even though Jesus really didn't want to die. And none of that "Jesus *was* God" bullshit. Jesus spoke to God and called him Father in the story.

Mark 14:35 And he went forward a little, and fell on the ground, and prayed that, if it were possible, the hour might pass from him.
36 And he said, Abba, Father, all things are possible unto thee; take away this cup from me: nevertheless not what I will, but what thou wilt.

[Bobo Adobo]

I'm being sarcastic, I don't know much about the Bible.

[Perndog]

Damn you people.

[Schimid]

SHUT UP YOU SATANIST

[Rongi]

Schimid did you really have to make this thread ?

It's like a magnet for elitist dorks

[Schimid]

Already on it, sir.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Bobo Adobo

But he chose to die on a cross.

Booooring. If I were the son of god, I'd pick a more interesting way to die, like driving a bus into a wall of TVs.

[Rongi]

Why that's much better

[Anonymous]

And you know what would be showing on all those TVs? The Passion of Christ. For double sanctity.

[Rongi]

Why stop there? Why not make the bus on fire?

[Drev]

WTF.

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Drev

WTF.

WTF.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Rongi

Why stop there? Why not make the bus on fire?

Because then people would think I was reviving the whole burning bush thing, and they'd start calling me a one-trick pony.

[ProfessorCool]

Major Spoilers


Wow, I can't believe jesus died at the end.