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King Hadas · #51

Thank god, I thought you were serious

damnd · #52

shall incur the true wrath unto thee be the unholy act a graven image

FPS Andy · #53

i ate toothpaste on some occaisons

FurankuS · #54

I tried to make a mint julep with lemon gatorade and whiskey one time. Does that count?

Dupes · #55

I sometimes eat Jello pudding Pistachio flavored mix. I just eat it out of the little packet. It has pistachios in it, so its something to chew on, and the green pistachio flavoring tastes pretty good, at least at the beginning. Usually my mouth is covered in green crap afterwards which is the only downside.

glowbelly · #56

i used to eat sweetened iced tea mix with just a teensy bit of water mixed in.

Rongi · #57

the ketchup in those lil packets

Aneurysm · #58

When I'm really hungry and can't get food at the moment, I eat my fingernails to hold me over.

xbxDaniel · #59

I take a spoonful of bakers chocolate in that powdery form that Hershey's makes and just eat that. It's like confectionary sugar, but chocolatey.

Aneurysm · #60

Oh yeah, I used to eat baker's chocolate (the big rock-hard, ice cube lookin' shit) with whipped cream. It would last for hours.

xbxDaniel · #61

I don't think this really counts, but Aneurysm reminded me of a habit i still have. I'll take like five spoonfuls of cool whip, then drown it in whipped cream. One day I mistakenly put cream cheese on instead of cool whip, and I gotta say, it was delicious. As a piece of advice, never keep both cool whip and cream cheese in gladware bowls at the same time, or at least label them.

Slinky Ferret · #62

what is cool whip? Is it like ice cream?

xbxDaniel · #63

COOL WHIP

Cool Whip was introduced in 1965 by General Foods. This whipped-cream substitute is cheaper than the real thing, keeps longer in a resealable container, requires no whipping and has fewer calories. Within three months, it's at the top of the whipped-topping market.

Yeah, it's a whipped cream substitute.

KoRnChild · #64

i eat whipped cream raw all the time but alot of people do...

sadie · #65

you mean some people cook it?

Aneurysm · #66

I think he means eating it right out of the tub.

Lil' Johnny · #67

Those little sprinkles that you put on cake.

xbxDaniel · #68

I remember somebody telling me that they were called jimmies. The fat ones that look like pills right?

Guitar Woman · #69

Sugar

Rosenstern · #70

I'm personally fond of Albanian school girls. They're a little chewy, and you have to carefully clean behind the earlobes to avoid food poisoning, but they actually have quite a sweet flavor with a nutmeg aftertaste. I definitely recommend you pick one up at the groceries next time.

Esuohlim · #71

MISTER DARK-COMEDY IS COMING THROUGH, MAKE WAY

xbxDaniel · #72

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rosenstern

I'm personally fond of Albanian school girls. They're a little chewy, and you have to carefully clean behind the earlobes to avoid food poisoning, but they actually have quite a sweet flavor with a nutmeg aftertaste. I definitely recommend you pick one up at the groceries next time.

Krogers doesn't seem to carry that brand. Dammit.

Rosenstern · #73

Right. If you can't get 100% pure Albanian, please don't settle for anything else. I tried Japanese once, hoping for a decent change, but they have a tendency to grow strange waxy membranes that taste like soap and shoe polish. Not a treat

noob3 · #74

umm i once took a bunch of chocolate chips (baking style) put them in a bowl with peanut butter and ate that shit hardcore

it was bomb

fuck anything with peanutbutter