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Old Apr 15th, 2006, 07:27 PM       
Hopefully you will get tired of your fag face soon, and brown bag it.
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 02:21 AM       
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 12:53 PM       
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Hopefully you will get tired of your fag face soon, and brown bag it.
It's bound to happen sometime.
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 06:13 PM       
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look at the prices on those marlboros :0 plz send me a carton of marlboro lights i will send u shipping lol -.-

and if you say no i hate ur cock eyes, bitch i hope u go to hells
Marlboro's are pretty good.

And by pretty good I mean the most vile things on the planet. Tastes like sucking on a tailpipe, for god's sake shell out an extra quarter and get something decent! Don't buy it for the cool cowboy image
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 06:57 PM       
The Marboro Man was Chuck Norris wasn't it? He's short. Those fucking fags stunted his growth and made his teeth yella.
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 07:33 PM       
im not sure if i can link this



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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 07:56 PM       
Awwww. That's sweet.

Why are yoiu chewing on a blue piece of wood?
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 08:18 PM       
it was a big stuffed cattipillar (sp lol)i guess i was eating it i bought it for my girlfriend along time ago for valentines day :0 that's her bed stuffs so
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 10:39 PM       
It explains why everything is all so "pink" around you!
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Old Apr 16th, 2006, 11:57 PM       
Yes indeed. "Pink".
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 08:10 AM       
Here is an grainy cell phone picture of me for your viewing displeasure:

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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 02:52 PM       
You got the military look going on there. With the white brick barrack walls, and the haircut, and the simple black shirt.
So I going to assume you are Military.
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 02:53 PM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 05:59 PM       
You are correct, sir!
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 07:30 PM       
That's a great picture! You weren't arrested by military police and this is the picture your bunk mate took, is it? Cos you look like your ready to bust an anus and kiddo that's some hot shit there!
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 08:46 PM       
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You got the military look going on there. With the white brick barrack walls, and the haircut, and the simple black shirt.
So I going to assume you are Military.
Either that, or he's a college student in my dorm.
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 11:06 PM       
No, I have never been arrested before. That picture was taken a while back when I was still in Technical School in the hell hole known as Wichita Falls, TX. I'm in the US Air Force and in case you haven't deciphered from my McDonald's picture by now I'm stationed in Japan, more specifically Okinawa.

I've been here since October and I absolutely love it.

Oh and PS, I was at one point a college student before dropping out. TWICE.
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 11:07 PM       
Wichita Falls is better than Lawton.
At least you can say that.
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 11:12 PM       
I'm pretty sure I drove through Lawton or right by it when I drove back home to Minnesota after graduation from Tech School. I remember people would actually go to Lawton on weekends to party.
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 11:15 PM       
Hey! I have an uncle in Okinawa!!

Sorry about the crappy places you drove through tho.
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 11:16 PM       
Who is this so called Uncle and is he in the military as well?
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 11:18 PM       
Yes. He's in the OSI. Kadena AFB
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 11:22 PM       
Ha, that's funny. I live and work on Kadena. I've met one OSI Agent before and thank god it was on good terms. Those guys are hardcore and if one of them is coming to see you it usually means you are in deep shiite.
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 11:29 PM       
Oh he's nothing but a big teddy bear. But I have teh stories! I've met a couple but I'm not in the military and they are just a bunch of normal Joes that happen to look and act like The Rock.
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Old Apr 17th, 2006, 11:32 PM       
Yeah, the guy that I met was about 5'10" and about 220lbs. The guy looked like he could fuck you up in about 5 seconds.

Also, these guys are the people you deal with when you really fuck up around here, ie drugs, rape, serious crimes and shit.
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