Four days

[The_voice_of_reason]

Till I move into my dorm room. I have never lived on my own.

[noob3]

we care alot

[Evil Robot]

living in dorms SUCKS AsS. People get all drunk and break shit and everybody has to pay for it. Just remember that doors can cost upwards of $1200 to be installed. Fires extinguishers cost $60 to refill, and light fixture repairs can be in the $500 range to hire electricians.

[The_voice_of_reason]

Originally Posted by Noob3

we care alot

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4042

[noob3]

yeah. my diary rocks.

[BaronVonBoner]

[The_voice_of_reason]

Originally Posted by Noob3

yeah. my diary rocks.

rocked

[James]

Are you going to have a roommate? If so, kick his ass on the first day. Like, really bad. Otherwise, he's going to walk all over you, and you're going to hate him for all the shit he pulls, like fucking girls in your bed when you go home on weekends to cry about how you can't make friends.

So... so I've heard. From other... people.

[glowbelly]

i corrupted my first dorm roommate. she was this little blonde from rural ohio who listened to country and never drank alcohol. when i left college to take care of my sick mum, she took over my role. i went to visit her and she was listening to jane's addiction and had beer in the mini-fridge.



i'm an excellent influence on people.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by The_voice_of_reason

Till I move into my dorm room. I have never lived on my own.

Adjust to by thinking of it as being like summer camp.

[The_voice_of_reason]

Like Camp Crystal Lake?

[whoreable]

I just graduated from college :hat

Now I have nothing to do.

I actually liked living in the dorms, despite the fact that I am not a drinker or a party goer I had some good times there. I made alot of friends that I never would have made had I not lived with them in the dorms.


I swear I saw so many girls from small towns, who never drank and even said they didnt like to drink, become total drunkards and sluts in like the first week. I love how they pretend to have morals when they first come to college, its cute.

[AChimp]

Fuck. I should go live in the dorms on campus. Maybe then I could get teh secks!

[whoreable]

No it doesnt work like that believe me

[Evil Robot]

or you could hide in the bushes outside the dorm with a video camera at night. Great way to meet people and female police officers.

[AChimp]

I'm not so sure, whoreable. This is CANADA.

I was in one of the dorms once and they had naked lady posters up on the walls in some of the rooms! There must be sex happening.

[FS]

Yeah... but probably not the kind of sex that involves two persons.

[NIGhtMAre]

how would you know?!

[Sethomas]

Where are you going to school, voice?

[The_voice_of_reason]

The University of Arizona to study astronomy and physics.




I had a change of plans and am leaving today, I should be finishing my packing right now.

[kellychaos]

Translation: His parents are putting him on a rocket ship.

[The_voice_of_reason]

Translation: I am not funny.

[kellychaos]

That's why they're putting you on a rocket ship. Sheesh!

[pissed off salesman]

I'm supposed to be going to the "California insitute of the arts" sometime next year.

[Incorporeal]

Originally Posted by Evil Robot

living in dorms SUCKS AsS. People get all drunk and break shit and everybody has to pay for it. Just remember that doors can cost upwards of $1200 to be installed. Fires extinguishers cost $60 to refill, and light fixture repairs can be in the $500 range to hire electricians.

I know what you mean. I live in Army barracks and the same shit happpens every weekend. Worst of all theres always someone who gets arrested for drunk driving, which is a big no-no. That just gives our command a big reason to punish everyone.