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Old Apr 12th, 2003, 08:38 PM        STUPIDEST COMMERCIALS
Did you ever see that Maxaroni commercial? The macaroni and cheese filled up the whole lunch room. Everyone should have drowned in cheese, but they didn't. The song is dumb too.
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Old Apr 12th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
Maxaroni?

As for anyone in the Chicago area, we all know the stupidest commercial ever is the Eagle Man ones. Especially the one with Manxow Muller in it.
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Old Apr 12th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
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Old Apr 12th, 2003, 09:31 PM       
Oh I see, you were watching Drew Carey
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Old Apr 12th, 2003, 09:42 PM       
Professor Cool, you're from Chicago. Have you ever heard of Les Waste?
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Old Apr 12th, 2003, 09:53 PM       
Can we have a Les Waste near where I live?
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Old Apr 12th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 12:56 AM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 01:53 AM       
Ya, I especially hate how he always tricks that fucking coyote even though he spent so much effort trying to capture him. Its like, WTF!? Why can't you just let him WIN for once you stupid gecko.

Sometimes i wish I could just go inside the t.v and help the coyote catch his lizard ass. I'd be all like, "use this big massive gun from DOOM2" And we'd shoot his ass and eat it. IT'd be fucking awsome.

Sorry for this post, but I drank like, 13 cups of water and ate a whole box of acutane. I'm pretty fucked up right now and my last layer of skin just fell off. I'll be back in like 12 minutes, so just don't worry if I'm gone a while, I promise I'll be back.

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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 10:19 AM       
I hate all the Old Navy commercial
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 11:16 AM       
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 11:31 AM       
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Sometimes i wish I could just go inside the t.v and help the coyote catch his lizard ass. I'd be all like, "use this big massive gun from DOOM2" And we'd shoot his ass and eat it. IT'd be fucking awsome.
you mean the BFG9000? did you know that that actually stands for Big Fucking Gun?
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Old Apr 13th, 2003, 02:57 PM        Kristy Alley is fat.
I hate those Pier One commericals. Kristy Alley gives me the creeps. The one that takes the cake to me is that loud ass Billy Mays guy. THIS IS BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW OXY CLEAN! Dude relax I don't have the mute button on. His products bite ass. Oh and a friend of mine's mom bought one of those Pasta Pots and the lid broke off the first time she used it resulting in that night's spaghetti going down the drain (literally).
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 04:12 AM       
There is just to many to be able to pick an exact worst. But I'll say the Dell commercials at this time as they were the most recent ones to annoy me. They may be the very slightest cute or funny but it just gets annoying after the 50 millionth time in a row they show them. And they can't rotate them often can they, they always play one several million times before going to a new/different one. I thought we were ok when the dell dude got caught smoking weed, but then they just put those dumbass interns in. If I ever meet the person who comes up with these commercials I might just have to remove his testicals to stop the suffering of future generations.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 05:02 AM       
I must chime in on the Geico. Yes, the gecko sucks but equally bad were the 3rd rate Bill Plympton ripoff bits they had before him(maybe it was really Plympton, I dunno but they still sucked my load.) On top of that, they always show 2 of the damn things back to back.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 02:09 PM        Boooo. Do NOT buy this.


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How come every time I enter a thread that Chris P. Bacon posted in, I get a popup asking me the network username and password of bigfatharrules.com?
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 08:50 PM       
I get the same thing Its annoying too
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 08:54 PM       
It's because his pictures are all password protected. If he continues to use 'em, I'm going to have to ban his ass, because I'm not interested in hunting down and editing all his posts.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 11:03 PM       
It never popped up on me.
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 01:42 AM       
[b]Professor Cool- I'm not precisely sure if I have the exact number correct, despite living around the Chicago area my entire life, but what about those fucking Empire carpet commercials? I swear, that guy is the walking talking proof of cryogenics, even though nowadays he looks like a Depo-Provera-addicted child molester.

About the number, I've successfully drunken myself into a stupor and forgotten the exact jingle, but I just [/i]know that it'll come back to me in the morning.

Wait, 1-800-588-2300, EMPIRE? Is that it?
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 02:05 AM       
Yes, that's the right number.

I'm not from Chicago, but we have that commercial here too.

But they changed it into "Empire Today"
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 09:17 PM       
The worst commercial i have ever seen was for the Smoke Away Program. It's this three min. commercial about how you can Kick the Habbit in just seven days! They interviewed these '20yr smokers' that quit in LESS THAN SEVEN DAYS! And they also interview this 'doctor' that is also on one of those 'special' beds that shape your body. Also at the very end you see this guy that used to have a 'mustache' in the commercial jump for joy because he KICKED THE HABBIT IN JUST SEVEN DAYS!
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Old Jul 25th, 2004, 06:53 PM       
I saw those Chicago commercials on my trip last week.

Not the Eagleman one though.

There's a new one with a judge, talking about SR22 insurance or something. It's...stupid?
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