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Old Sep 22nd, 2011, 01:16 AM       
Had another dream about brutally killing a close friend.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2011, 05:11 AM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2011, 02:54 PM       
elx locked herself in her room to experiment with neutrinos. And this is BEFORE I even read the posts she made, which creeps me out a little
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Old Sep 25th, 2011, 03:31 PM       
the time travel dream neutrinos went back in time to infect your dreams, oh no!
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Old Sep 25th, 2011, 03:48 PM       
Whenever I go in my room to play with my balls, I call it experimenting with neutrinos. Are you sure she doesn't have balls?
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Old Sep 25th, 2011, 05:59 PM       
Because it takes less than a nanosecond?
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Old Sep 27th, 2011, 09:52 AM       
The other night I had this dream I was riding in a bus that completely covered in black latex. Very S&M. There wasn't anyone driving the bus and I was the sole passenger. The windows were colored an opaque red. I couldn't move. All of a sudden a saw blade came and bisected the bus. Each piece of the bus fell to it's respective side. Released, I fell backwards into a test tube that was then capped and put aside. Next thing I know I am put in a centrifuge which resulted in some severe vertigo. After being placed back on the table, I managed to roll the tube off the ledge and the tube breaks on the floor. Getting off lucky by not getting impaled, I run towards a hole in the wall only to end up getting lost in darkness and feeling I was pricked by thousands of thumb tacks.
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Old Nov 11th, 2011, 06:52 AM       
I had sort of a shitty day yesterday, and I think it kind of messed with my dreams. Last night I dreamed there was a torture clinic in an old medical building. It looked like a 70s-era medical office, with the ugly furniture and cheap wood doors and all of that, but on an appointed day the person would show up and sit in the chair (a maroon naugahyde dental chair lined with blue medical paper) and be tortured to death.

The dream sort of involved several storylines, but the one that really sticks out was an older woman who worked at the clinic. She was a nurse, and I guess her day had come for this torture, and they were being really sick by making her lay out her own instruments as they made small talk, "What are you doing this weekend?" and that sort of thing. And she'd say, "I don't have a 'this weekend', you're murdering me today."

But she was watching and waiting and as they turned away, she bolted out the door. There weren't any doorknobs, just little grips that looked like allen wrench handles sticking out of the door at eye level, so she had to grab those and pull to open the door. And the ones marked exit weren't, it was like a little rabbit-warren hallway of doors designed to fool anyone who tried to escape. I think she eventually came out in an abortion clinic, but I don't know if they ever caught her or not. I'm not sure if the dream was anti-abortion or anti-torture or anti-doctor or what exactly that was all about.

Then I was in a foot-deep pool having crawl races with my cousins' kids. My cousin was looking for Ashton Kutcher. I pointed up and said, "Isn't that him?" and he bolted.
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Old Nov 11th, 2011, 08:29 AM       
That's a really horrible dream



I hate Ashton Kutcher.
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Old Nov 11th, 2011, 09:51 AM       
I had a dream where I dated an ugly girl with skin hanging off of her back. She was a really fun person though, in the dream.
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Old Nov 11th, 2011, 03:17 PM       
One time, I dreamed that I had psychic abilities and was a fan/hate mail sorter for Chris Cocker. I kept trying to impress him/her with my glorious psychic mail sorting powers, but he/she seemed confused or unimpressed. :/ Then she/he asked me to look at an infection (more like mold growing) on his/her left ass-cheek and I told Chris to see a doctor.
After sorting more mail I got horny and asked him/her to suck my (bleep), but Chris declined and told me he/she would rather do her girlfriend. Then we went to sum bar/pub with alot of Irish and "scene/emo/whatever" teenagers there and I'm not old enough to drink beer so I just sat there awkwardly looking at an redheaded Irish guy drinking.
Next thing I knew I was in an old library with awful green 70's carpeting and shitty fluorescent lights trying to find some book. Then I was chased around by keystone cops for awhile, for no apparent reason.
Then I was on some cheap uninspired Haunted Mansion knock-off and kept riding it over and over (even though it scared me). Then I got pissed off when a girl dressed as Freddy Kruger poked me in the eye with her claws and started talking nonsense with her.

Finally I was back with Chris Cocker again and was chased down a rabbit hole and she/he turned into my ex-girlfriend, but with a beard! But I didn't care and was just so horny and started doing her...but then I woke up!
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Old Dec 4th, 2011, 11:07 AM       
Had a dream last night that me and my best lady friend kept going around in circles on weather or not to date/fuck and she always got frigid. So I hired Vincent Vega and Jules to kill her parents and make it look like a meth lab accident.
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Old Dec 4th, 2011, 03:34 PM       
What's that, Doug Benson is a porn star? Only in my dreams :smug
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Old Dec 4th, 2011, 09:24 PM       
MARIJUANA SMOKE ISN'T THE ONLY THING BEING BLOWN IN THAT DREAM.
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Old Dec 5th, 2011, 01:08 AM       
I have been listening to ton of Doug Loves Movies lately. Haven't watched a lot of porn though, so maybe my brain had needs
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Old Feb 7th, 2012, 01:23 PM       
Last night I was hanging out with the guys from Ween and they clearly didn't want to hang out with me, and it wasn't until we went bowling that they unleashed all their pent-up ridicule
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Old Feb 7th, 2012, 01:28 PM       
They were probably jealous of your bowling prowess.
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Old Feb 7th, 2012, 07:14 PM       
Something about Cee Lo Green trying to sell vitamins. He'd single you out and go into this big pitch like for a timeshare but it was for a stupid $6 bottle of vitamins. At one point Spandy Andy went dancing by in the background.
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Old Feb 8th, 2012, 12:45 PM       
Last night, I dreamed that I boned a hot neighbor girl, took care of an old roommate who got alcohol poisoning, and took a shit in a room full of people--the shit was so big and ejected with such force that I somehow splashed everyone in the room with poop water.
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Old Feb 11th, 2012, 04:12 PM       
I had a dream that was like this beautifully-wrought romantic movie. I wasn't in it at all, I was just watching it like it was a movie. I remember the guy was scottish and at one point the woman said something about a reality show, and he gave her this signifigant soap opera look and said, "You are my reality." The dream-movie culminated with this poetic waterbirth scene in a tiled grotto with music and beautiful lighting.

When I woke up, I wanted to kick my own ass.
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Old Feb 19th, 2012, 02:07 AM       
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I had another dream where I was dying again. My face was crushed.
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