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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 02:32 PM       
Mister Fart doesn't do characters on I-mockery

What about Mister Fart's Lawyer :/?
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 02:34 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:51 PM       
yeah well she wasn't telling the joke very good (I think she's kind of slow and doesn't get things right away sometimes you just got to hit her in her head a few times ) but don't tell her that she'd kill me

I still don't know what vegimite is. He told me it's delicious and you put it on bread but he didn't explain what it is I bet its like chocolate
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Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:52 PM       
Oh yeah, I was Mr Farts Lawyer. I forgot because I did it for Mr Fart who couldn't even lurk there
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
actually, I'd like to have an elaborate fight with someone all the way to the roof of a very tall skyscraper. and then end it with me tackling them off the side, and fighting the whole way down.

Suicide wont work for me, because I am too fickle about how I want to die
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 09:33 PM       
Jixby Phillip's lawyer was one of the funniest characters ever

I'm not even sure who that was. I just assumed it was Fart because it was so LOL
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 09:59 PM       
FYI i lieked the spanish site alot and I only took spanish for a semester PS LES WEST IS A FAG
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 10:10 PM       
FYI I AM NOT MISTER FART, I DONT KNOW WHOEVER DOES HIS CHARACTER IS A UTTER INSAINE.

OH, AND YOU GUYS JUST WAIT UNTIL JIXBYIES LAWYER HEARS ABOUT THESE WORDS THIS THREAD IS ABOUT TO UGLY IT UP


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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 10:36 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 02:15 PM       
Holy shit, those instant message conversations are fucking hilarious.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 03:25 PM       
noone put death by orgasm? lol...
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 04:55 PM       
My dream death'd have to be where I donate my body to science where they replace my body with a cyborg that would shoot 10000 angry kittens out of the arms, rapid-fire, uncontrollably; but as soon as I ran out of kittens I would have a massive aneurysm and my brain would explode. I would race against the clock, running from pet store to pet store, reloading with kittens, trying to extend my life as long as possible while simultaneously unleashing waves of angry kittens helplessly. Finally, trapped on a city bus that final oragne fluffy ragdoll would eject and I'd spray cerebellum all over the old woman in the handicapped seat.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 06:02 PM       
a little scary :P
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 07:31 PM        Splat.
I'd jump off a tower with either a double barrel shotgun or two magnums in my mouth (can't decide which) along with a noose around my neck. I'd pull the trigger mid-way through, and the noose would rip any remaining strips of flesh entirely off my body. Plus my headless corpse would make a very nice blood-and-guts-filled explosion as a grand finale.

Trust me, I've had a lot of time to think about this.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 08:13 PM       
You have the best name of any newbie ever
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 08:05 PM       
I dont care how i die, as long as just before it happens i can say "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT" to somebody.

ANd then Die.

ANd they would be guilty all their life because then no one can say "Dont worry it wasnt your fault" because IT IS.

That would kick ass.

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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 09:03 PM       
You can say it to me whenever you're ready.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 09:15 PM       
I think you are in a different country, and besides, i dont want to place on you this great emotional burden - I know how fragile you are boo-boo's!

You act tough on the internet but i know you are really a soft little boy on the inside and we ALL LOVE YOU!!! // NEVER FORGET THAT!!! // YOU ARE THE FUTURE!!! // LIVE! LOVE! FOR TODAY!!! // DONT BE DEPRESSED! YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE!!!!

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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 09:27 PM       
That's nicer than colored bras under white Ts.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 09:37 PM       
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 11:57 PM       
Slowly being lowered into an industrial meat grinder. Feed me to the poor.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 01:03 AM       
I want to freefall from so high that I break the sound barrier.. then naturally I don't pull the cord and smash into the earth.

But I will most likely die in my 90's or hundreds.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 02:40 PM       
i'd like to die while someone is yelling at me for being an asshole then they'll feel guilty for the rest of their life because they'll think that their yelling killed me, and i'll be down in hell laughing at them being all sad! lol1@#
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 02:52 PM       
I'd like to go to the TRL place and jump out of the window slamming to the ground in front of all the screaming Justin Timberlake Fans as they announce "50 cent in da club" just hit #1.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
I don't think terminal velocity can break the sound barrier. So you couldn't pass 600 mph just falling unless you had a jetpack or something.
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