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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 08:12 PM       
Speaking of villians, Mock, seeing how you have John Doe (Keven Spacey) from Se7en as a personal pic. Do you think he was a villian.


I personally don't. He believed firmly in what he was doing. It didn't seem wrong to him. I don't think that's a villian.


(and the ending to that movie was awesome)
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 08:20 PM       
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And not jixby is like bizarro jixby
I thought Jixby PhiIIips (spelled with i's) was Bizarro Jixby. NOT Jixby Phillips seems more like...

Damn. I'm gonna use Spider-Man instead. Superman's too hard offhand.

Jixby Phillips= Spider-Man
Jixby PhiIIips= Doppelganger
NOT Jixby Phillips= Venom?
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 08:38 PM       
Save it for Queen Doppleopaulous.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 11:09 PM       
I've been a villain here before, but it's hard to be mean to the regulars I meet on a semi-annual basis. :/
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 11:54 PM       
And Chojin is my favorite villain :D
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 12:17 AM       
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My favorite is without a doubt Ronnie Raygun. Seeing him and Max Burbank (the Batman to Ronnie's Joker) duke it out in the political forum is a highly amusing pastime.
I miss the days when this was Ronnie and ME!

I'd say Chagroth fell in there, maybe even xcomplex, since he actually had a brain, unlike most of the tools mentioned (although what's so wrong w/ SolidSnake??? ).

EDIT: What about the best villain who turned good but still shows their bad side every once in a while due to their wretched nature? My vote goes to Fred/Roonting/groin not/Secret/whatever...
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 01:36 AM       
the moustache bandit of course


no wait... the bad evil habib
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 01:40 AM       
I thought Scret was Kahljorn?
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 06:04 AM       
I'm torn between El Kapitan and Raygun. They both have so many strikes against them. I think I'll have to take Kapn, though, because he had a supervillainy catch phrase!

I win!

Plus, Raygun so completely disgusts me that I'd hate to award him anything.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 06:26 AM       
I was just gonna say that, Carni! Every villian needs a catchphrase!!!

Chagroth was definitely one of the more memorable "villians", especially as on the one hand he preached his genocidal utopian visions, and on the other hand sucked up to me for being "fair" and not calling him a nazi all the time... I just blew his arguments away with cold logic and informed arguments. Brazil is NOT a third world country.

Ronny Raygun is just a total bore - I'd argue with him but it just isn't as fun as arguing with Chagroth.

The Kapn was a naive fool, but spawned the spin-off "Chimp 'n Leslie show" - all villians should get their own spin-offs.

Heather Michele - an attention whore with a stupidly padded out resume for a profile and freakishly long tongue.

SolidSnakeASS - A villian? If you say so.

Someone ought to draw up a big evil organisation, with a prime villian as leader, and a heirarchy of villian henchmen. Then a good guy organisation, kinda like the X-men, with the same sort of thing.

Then we make Hero-Clix figures of ourselves, and then do battle....

hmm, maybe not.

edit: shit, forgot Pantitude, and the Pantitude chick (you would!)
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 08:25 AM       
By God, you're right! We need a League of I-Mockery Heroes to combat these evildoers! I shall be the first to join this league! I am... Meat Eater!

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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 08:48 AM       
Well, obviously Rog can be the wheelchair bound, pickle had wearing "Professer Mockery," with his second in command Protoclown, and Re as Guardian Angel... or sinister monster from the deep. Your choice.

Now I'm getting bored. Someone else continue.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 10:04 AM       
And we can call the superhero team the I-Men.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 10:08 AM       
I'll be... THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!

But, here's the beauty of it...

I CAN'T FLY.

It can't fail.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 10:12 AM       
My name already has the "man" part of any good superhero name.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 10:25 AM       

Spadowsky already has his hero pose!
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 10:31 AM       
What kind of superhero name is "Beema Grill"?
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 10:39 AM       
Obviously, it was meant to confuse his enemies.

While they ponder his name

He takes care of business


Cherry already has the hero thing down to a science!
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 11:11 AM       
I am the greatest villian. Period.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
STILTMAN!!! STIIIIIIIIILTMAAAAAAAAAAN!!

The Porcupine?

Paste Pot Pete?
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 11:34 AM       
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Someone ought to draw up a big evil organisation, with a prime villian as leader, and a heirarchy of villian henchmen.
Ahh, but you forget, this already exists. They operate in what resembles terrorist cells. They act recklessly and unpredictably (well, sometimes). These creatures are called SPAMMER WHORES or NEWBIES. :evil
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 11:56 AM       
Maybe it's me, but I think this thread got gay somehwere along the line.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 12:01 PM       
It was when you first posted.
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 12:11 PM       
I'm sorry, aren't you here to blow me?
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 12:22 PM       
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Cherry already has the hero thing down to a science!
English people can't be heroes.

They'll just be like "Oh, help us, American superheroes. We're too busy acting like we're better than you to save ourselves. Wah wah wah."

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