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Old May 3rd, 2005, 08:53 AM       
You don't use quite enough emoticons in your posts, please use more.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 09:16 AM       




I don't know, Dr. Evil. I just don't know.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 09:52 AM       
ok ok these are your first 8 posts listen. listen. Stop using pictures, okay? Also, you have your face for your avatar than that might lead to a lot of ugly insults haha no pun intended ok? I am your friend. I will tell you how to survive around here. Also, the mst3k sig has got to go. By showing us what you like, you are leaving yourself open to insults. Ok? Right, listen ok learn to blend in don't draw attention to yourself. Then get a new avatar maybe something out of Kalvin and Hobbes? Anything that doesn't draw attention. Ok then post a lot of one-liner random stuff but not too much! Don't draw attention! maybe like 3 posts a day? When people are mocking someone, join in with the same tired results and emoticons but don't overdo it and for heaven's sake don't say stuff like 'you don't belong here with us!' that's just asking for an old guy to notice you. Also when you see a guy named Carnivore post, kiss his ass he's number one around here ok? Stick with me, kid, you're going to make it.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 10:00 AM       
You're the jerkstore who called me a moron right?

Yeah ... that really makes me want to obey you. :P I never planned to be a big regular here once I saw how off-topic and generally out of control the posts seem to be, so settle down big boy. And a big ol' EXCUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEE for posting a lameass homemade miniminimock of the terrible star wars playdough ass candy. But this is i-mockery.com and I am a huge fan of RoG. Not a big fan of you though buddy. So don't do me no favors. A-thankyou.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 10:07 AM       
whoa missy listen wait up Im just trying to help you out here you dont want ot be caught unprepared when Carnivore gets here and your initiation starts i'm just giving you the knowledge and you have to put it to good use you hear don't be fooled ROG is only small fry around here he might be hot stuff about this site i.mockery.com but this is i.mockery.net and carnivore, esuholim and BAPE run a tight ship let me tell you! so! . Look, listen, you don't want to get on my bad side either not to toot my own horn but check my join date! it's WRONG! I haven't been here since 2003 ive been here since the OLD BOARDS (the ezboards haha theyre still around and only real mockers can post in them, GIGH FOREVER )my influence goes deep i could get you banned i mean if i WANTED so you listen to me i didn't survive this long by talking back missy ok ok?
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 10:10 AM       
Did you just threaten to have me banned?! That's classic.

So is this thread qualified to be moved back to Mock Wars now? lol

(RoG a small fry here? Dammit. <sigh> )


Let me see if I get this straight:

Don't stand out. Just make short post with only a smiley or two at most. It is best apparently to be totally off topic. Pretty much just laugh or make a one or two word replies agreeing with what others are saying. Don't get on Helm's bad side or he'll have you banned.

Is that right?

That doesn't sound like much fun. :/
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 10:27 AM       
yeah im sorry thats just how it works around here
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 10:35 AM       
Well alright. I took your advice on the avatar ... (except I substituted Dr. Evil for Calvin and Mr. Bigglesworths for Hobbs) but I'm sorry, the sig stays. I have to put my virtual foot down on that one. I find it clever and appropriate for a mockery website. It is as if they are pointing and mocking whatever I post. <waves to Joel and Bots>
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 11:02 AM       
maybe you didn't understand me. Either the sig goes, or you're banned.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 11:17 AM       
Well, considering that larger, brighter, and even animated sig banners I've seen on this site ... I'd say that's a triffle unfair. I have my principles. Go ahead and ban me then. But I'd like to request an 'official' PM on the matter from the mod you ask to do it. Thank you.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 11:20 AM       
jessica rose id watch my step your dealing with Helm here now hes been nice to help you make it through the newbie process but youre about to summon his wrath and you dont want to be banned do you ??

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Old May 3rd, 2005, 11:29 AM       
You call that nice? Damn.

I'm sorry if he isn't a MST3K fan, and that he totally got this thread way off topic and turned it into a "Jessi You're Not Doing This Right" thread instead ... but I like my sig banner and if there was a policy on them, or if other members weren't running around flaunting louder ones, I'd be more than happy to oblidge.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 11:51 AM       
Yeah, that's nice Helm. Believe me you don't wanna see angry Helm. Actually, no one sees angry Helm, you just read about it in the papers the next day and say "tut, tut what a waste."

I hope innuendo isn't lost on you, for your sake.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 11:59 AM       
jessica alot of people dont like you right now because of your sig and avatars you dont know it cause its kinda on the low now you know the rumour mill but once it comes out your going to be attacked nice helm is trying to help you out for your own good but angry helm is going to ban you because you arent listening to the truth but either way its for the best if your banned you wont need to feel the wrath of the harsher members who hate you already

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Old May 3rd, 2005, 12:07 PM       
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jessica alot of people dont like you right now because of your sig and avatars
Do they hate all the people with sig banners?
And now, what is wrong with Dr. Evil? You people are really hard to please.

Threatening to ban me isn't really the end of the world. I am asking myself right now why I would want to be part of a website where members are allowed to make such unprovoked personal attacks anyhow? I could understand if it was a game between a few posters, tossing insults back and forth, but as a way to welcome new members? Good heavens. Way to make a first impression on fans of the website who decided to finally check out the forums.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 01:01 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 01:02 PM       
i think i have a new sig myself.

it was just going to be something theived again from somethingawful because i hate the mars volta too, but this...girl, has some quality oneliners.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 01:42 PM       
that's it youre banned cant say i didn't warn you
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 02:39 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 02:46 PM       
<closes her eyes> Hmm .. nothing yet. Oh well.

I do plan to ask a moderator to close this thread though ... it is so far off topic from what I was orginally going for, it's sad.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 02:46 PM       
OMG YOU TOOK AWAY YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION AND WEBSITE LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR POSTS!!!:o
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 02:48 PM       
Mamma didn't raise no fool.

I don't want outside contact with anybody I've met on here so far as I can tell.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 03:01 PM       

"Here is Capricious in costume doing something she does well~sneaking about!"

I'd tell you what a fucking dork you are, but that'd probably be like telling a retard he's drooling on himself.
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 03:04 PM       
I would just like to interject here and express my extreme dislike for popular fiction writer Stephen King
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Old May 3rd, 2005, 03:35 PM       
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I would just like to interject here and express my extreme dislike for popular fiction writer Stephen King
I would have to disagree Stephen King has produced some very good works but his peices of late are quite lacking I must say, but I respect your opinion
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