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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 06:56 PM       
Christ, I knew the man probably was ugly, and stupid, but really
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 01:48 AM       
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That's just creepy. Imagine how the person telling the joke would feel :/
that's the coolest part. imagine having that power.
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 01:52 AM       
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HARTMAN :/
Are you saying Hartman was the monkey?
You're slow.
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:08 AM       
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That's just creepy. Imagine how the person telling the joke would feel :/
that's the coolest part. imagine having that power.
You scare me Which reminds me....no hard feelings bout that lesbo thing a while back, right? 8-)
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:20 AM       
My plan for the last year has been Shooting-up Draino...
But I have a notebook detailing my wake.
It's kind of a rock-a-billy/cocktail party kinda thing.
I have the food planned out, & what local bands I want to play (depending if it happens in PHX or PDX).
But the Lithum, & Prozac kinda curb my suicidal tendencies, but not the need to burn myself with cigerettes...
My god my flesh itches.
When will the hurting stop...
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:26 AM       
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You scare me Which reminds me....no hard feelings bout that lesbo thing a while back, right? 8-)
good.
and to what lesbo thing are you referring?


and danno, you are the oddest "man of the cloth" i've ever had the pleasure to meet.
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:36 AM       
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You scare me Which reminds me....no hard feelings bout that lesbo thing a while back, right? 8-)
good.
and to what lesbo thing are you referring?

http://www.complexification.net/port...raw/index.html

I called you a lesbo on that back when the old boards were in use
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:38 AM       
Thank you Sadie, I pride myself on a dark dry sense of humor, witha dash of truth, & self loathing.
As my hero Jonny Cash told me when I was 11, Stay in school, don't do drugs, & don't let 'em get to ya' son...live right...& you'll out live those son's-a-bitches.( Really, that's what he told me!)
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:38 AM       
jack..

oh. yah. whatever. i rarely take real offense to anything. feigning offense, however, makes me giggle. :P
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:42 AM       
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oh. yah. whatever. i rarely take real offense to anything. feigning offense, however, makes me giggle. :P
I feel bad when people feign offence
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:42 AM       
Really, that's what he told me!
do tell.
was it in person? a dream? a hallucination?
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Old Feb 7th, 2003, 02:46 AM       
No really, I met Jonny Cash. He was doing the State, & County Fairs at the time.
My sister was the Queen of the Clark County Equestrian Court, & I got to go back stage, I talked to June Carter-Cash for about 15 min., then I met my Hero, Jonny Cash.
I also met Ray Stevens (Jackass).
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 06:25 PM       
I plan to die in a freak motorcycle accident when I'm 28. Then at my wake, I plan to be in the coffin with no pants on so anyone who doesn't like me can suck my balls.
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 06:30 PM       
Wow...that was too funny kat Kinda like your personal picture
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 06:54 PM       
WELL I REALLY DONT WANT TO DIE BYU STUPDI FORUMS LIEK THIS ONE BUT I THINK THASYT GONNA HAPPEN IF I STAY HERE ONE MROE SECOND!!!!!
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 06:58 PM       
You're either Mister Fart or Jixby
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 07:13 PM       
yea cuase there are only 2 people in this world that act like idiots and type in caps
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 07:15 PM       
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yea cuase there are only 2 people in this world that act like idiots and type in caps
Well, Jixby and Mr. Fart are the only two people I know who make characters on i-mock. They also act like idiots and type in caps :/
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Old Feb 9th, 2003, 09:04 PM       
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yea cuase there are only 2 people in this world that act like idiots and type in caps
Well, Jixby and Mr. Fart are the only two people I know who make characters on i-mock. They also act like idiots and type in caps :/
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 03:12 AM       
The last characters I've made are NOT Jixby Phillips and Mustache Bandit.

Mister Fart doesn't do characters on I-mockery.

MOMMY AND DADDY writes for my site:

http://www.saddadcentral.com/writing...mommysinc.html
http://www.saddadcentral.com/writing...rrypotter.html
http://www.saddadcentral.com/writing...ing/tards.html
http://www.saddadcentral.com/writings/celebrities
http://www.saddadcentral.com/writings/spanish <-- BEST ONE
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 04:17 AM       
I AM WHOEVER YOU WANT METO BE BABII :-)



p.s. el uno espanol es estupido. no offensio. :P
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 08:56 AM       
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at the funeral you could play it on a big screen in slow mo over and over. and also techno music.
Whoreable just clued me into an agonizing death. TECHNOED TO DEATH.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 10:51 AM       
How i want to die is i want to drink a 1000 beers and die a happy man.
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 11:34 AM       
Thanks for ruining a good joke, Jixby

I told MOMMY AND DADDY on AIM to pretend to be a Mister Fart character by making a bunch of references to vegemite and kangaroos and crocs and what not BUT YOU RUINED IT

It's ok we can still go to the big dance
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Old Feb 10th, 2003, 02:28 PM       
Oh I just thought she was doing her normal thing because she happens to love the crocodile hunter you know and I don't understand the vegimite reference and I didn't see any kangaroo references but If I did I would have just thought she was making a Kangaroo Jack joke
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