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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:08 PM        The occasional clove cigarette is just TOO GOOD




Soooo, these are now illegal to sell in the US after that new FDA regulation of the tobacco industry.

AT LEAST THE CHILDREN ARE SAFE, AMIRITE

in this thread, I will let you all know how I plan to illegally import these things as I explore the possibilities.

alternatively, you may also share any information or methods on the subject.

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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:17 PM       
I was working in freezing rain one night, going on no sleep, and some guy told me I needed to smoke a blunt and have some clove tea.

I didn't even know what a blunt was at the time.

Anyway, how did cloves get mixed up in all this smoking stuff?
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:20 PM       
Basically,

The concept is that flavored cigarettes are gateways into normal cigarettes and are convincing teens to pick up smoking

The reality is the Marlboro greased some palms and got a government regulation on their best competition, since the bill doesn't affect shit like menthol ciggies

Shit sux, brah
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Old Oct 9th, 2009, 09:08 PM       
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Basically,

The concept is that flavored cigarettes are gateways into normal cigarettes and are convincing teens to pick up smoking

The reality is the Marlboro greased some palms and got a government regulation on their best competition, since the bill doesn't affect shit like menthol ciggies

Shit sux, brah
Well, they are the most popular brand at my highschool
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:23 PM       
Are they chocolate flavored?
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:28 PM       
they're black-people flavoured
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:48 PM       
they taste like christmas
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:49 PM       
Every time you breathe it in, can you taste the squalor?
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:52 PM       
I know in Walmart there was/is/has been a veritable candystand of flavored cigars available behind the register. I found the colored packages fascinating but even as a kid wouldn't have thought of smoking them.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:53 PM       
Every time I smell smoke anyway, I get hungry. I don't know what flavouring smoke does.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:55 PM       
If it wasn't for smoking, I'd never go outside.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
I feel the same way about masturbation, Tadao.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 05:00 PM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 05:12 PM       
hey fathom take your purely theoretical understanding of pretty much fucking everything elsewhere if you please

go live a little and then you may come back with an opinion.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 05:13 PM       
Okay.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 06:03 PM       
When I heard about this the first thing that came to my mind was "I bet they didn't ban menthol cigarettes though."

I don't even smoke and I'm outraged.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 06:36 PM       
I only bought one pack of these things and I smoked the entire thing in about 4 hours.

Due to the film of tar coating my mouth for the following 3 days, I could not taste anything.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 06:42 PM       
Taste chewing on a christmas tree with root beer on the inside!
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 08:37 PM       
Thats pretty shitty, I mean.. kids are going to want to smoke regardless of the possible fruity flavors. At least leave the adults whom smoke the freedom to choose what particular cigarette they want to smoke. I'm pretty sure the government would prefer to get the tax money than risk a kid smoking... considering that same kids gonna sneak a smoke no matter what.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 08:40 PM       
Lol, let's not pretend that they aren't targeting kids.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 09:42 PM       
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 10:30 PM       
The kids still just going to sneak a cigarette out of some adults pack regardless of what color the package is or flavor.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 10:36 PM       
I think the point is that MORE kids will smoke because of the flavor and packaging. But hey, fuck the kids right? It's not our problem that they aren't used to advertising tricks by the age of 12.
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Old Oct 6th, 2009, 10:57 PM       
tadao, since when did you give a shit?
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As a smoker, I hate seeing irresponsible smokers. They make me look like a dick for smoking.
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