The most horrible movie you've ever seen.

[Niolani]

The most horrible movie I've ever seen? Well, first of all, I do love to watch bad movies such as The Phantom Creeps or Teenagers From Mars. But, there's bad movies and bad movies. I remember one of the most horrible movie I've ever seen was Godzilla. Everything was bad about this movie; the casting, the special effects and the soundtrack. I'm really sorry but, I love my rubber Godzilla. That's all!

[Xydexx]

Le Temps du Loup (Time of the Wolf) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324197/)

Granted, it's very good at what it sets out to accomplish, and what it sets out to accomplish is to be unpleasant to watch.

[Roggs]

Worst Movie Ever: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter


I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true. It's not. Even though it starts off promising, it's just stupid.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My friend just got a movie called "King Kung-Fiu". Basic plot: A talking gorilla gets trained in kung-fu from a monastery in china, then comes to the U.S. His friend gets kidnapped in Louisianna so now he's out for revenge with baseball bats. Also it was made in the 1970's....can't wait for it.

[Creymaster]

I am going to have to go with...

23

I didn't even finish watching this garbage.
just the sight of Jim Carey psuedoscrewing was upsetting.

[Symphony of the Belmonts]

Monsturd. Literally, a pile of shit. People in our group who saw Manos Hands of Fate said Monsturd was possibly worse. Yikes.

[Blaster Atoms]

Worst movie ever? "The Final Comedown" starring Billy Dee Williams. It's a blaxploitation movie that contains the prerequisite black breastseses and fighting against whitey, but not the charisma or snappy lines. Awful. Oh, and Spider Man 3 was total ass and it made me wish that Sam Raimi would have stuck with low budget. His magic is gone.

[Kitsa]

Recently, Red Green's "Duct Tape Forever". God it was bad. Also, "Over the Hedge" was just damn stupid.

When I was a kid, there was this movie called "The Electric Grandmother" that freaked me the hell out. I can't remember what the premise was...somehow these kids had lost their mother or their real grandmother or something, and this robotic grandmother showed up one day to live with them. They get all attached to her, and then there's this godawful scene where she is out on the street and gets smashed to bits by a car. I can't remember if they really played it in slow motion or I just remembered it that way, but it was pretty effed-up. And I don't remember there being a happy ending, just this ghostly voiceover of her singing some song. And this was a kid's movie! Arrrgggh!

Even...what, 26 years later...I do NOT think I would be able to handle seeing that movie again.

[layla17]

Over the Hedge was awful! That's right up there on my list!

[BLEU]

Mr. fucking Magoo. It was my tenth birthday and we were all going to see Tomorrow Never Dies, but when we got to the theater my mom realized it was PG-13 and made us go to Mr. Magoo instead.

Ugh. Scantily clad women and mildly intense action sequences couldn't have been worse than that crap.

[Pandajuice]

Pirates of the caribbean 2 is the only film I can remember shutting off in the middle. I've never walked out of the theatre and I always try to watch the entirety of a film, even if it's awful. But Pirates 2, I just couldn't take any more lameness and self-promotion and had to axe it after an hour or I'd have gone insane.
Transporter 2 was pretty bloody bad too and probably the most disappointing film I've seen because I loved the first one.

[BLEU]

I never saw the second one, but Transporter 3 was okay.

[Kitsa]

I tried to watch Pirates 2 but I just got so bored I shut it off.

For some reason, the same thing always happens for me and Jurassic Park. I always fall asleep when the guy is scaring the kid with the claw thing at the beginning. No idea why.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Back when I wrote for 411 movies, I actually had Pirates 2 as the worst movie of the year (on a list of the 5 worst). Got a ton of flack for that...but stand by it. What a turd it was.

[Pandajuice]

Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud

Back when I wrote for 411 movies, I actually had Pirates 2 as the worst movie of the year (on a list of the 5 worst). Got a ton of flack for that...but stand by it. What a turd it was.

I stand by you on that one. I've never seen such a boring, pointless movie and the villain made me lol (I actually said, "lol" out loud), and I shut it off as soon as I saw him. I couldn't take one more minute of that crapfest.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

L.E.T.H.A.L.: Day of the warrior starring Julie Strain and some bimbos. It's this ridiculous action/softcore movie but it has !!!!! Buff Bagwell!!!! from W.C.W. He plays the C.E.O. of a company but dresses as a native american warrior randomly.

He was going to fire this one guy so he brought him into a wrestling ring while wearing the warrior gear. The guy being fired is some middle age guy in a suit and glasses. Bagwell picks this guy up, gives him a piledriver and breaks his neck, then screams "Delicious! Bring me more."

There's a bunch of other outlandish parts involving dynamite and rc cars, chase scenes, a bad kung-fu elvis guy and a bunch of gratuitous buzungas.

[MadballChibcha]

Lilya 4-ever (link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0300140/)

A pathethic, utterly predictable, pseudo-artsy-boo-hoo-my-life-sucks emo garbage. It has a message, but it´s so boring I stopped caring in the first five minutes.

[Niolani]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

Recently, Red Green's "Duct Tape Forever". God it was bad. Also, "Over the Hedge" was just damn stupid.

When I was a kid, there was this movie called "The Electric Grandmother" that freaked me the hell out. I can't remember what the premise was...somehow these kids had lost their mother or their real grandmother or something, and this robotic grandmother showed up one day to live with them. They get all attached to her, and then there's this godawful scene where she is out on the street and gets smashed to bits by a car. I can't remember if they really played it in slow motion or I just remembered it that way, but it was pretty effed-up. And I don't remember there being a happy ending, just this ghostly voiceover of her singing some song. And this was a kid's movie! Arrrgggh!

Even...what, 26 years later...I do NOT think I would be able to handle seeing that movie again.

Wasn't that similar to a Twilight Zone episode... Or, maybe it was in The Outer Limits. I keep getting confused by these two shows.

[DALI-II]

Definitly epic movie. Never had I been so close to hanging myself with a paper towel. And, to make things worse, my friends love it to hell.

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

When I was a kid, there was this movie called "The Electric Grandmother" that freaked me the hell out. I can't remember what the premise was...somehow these kids had lost their mother or their real grandmother or something, and this robotic grandmother showed up one day to live with them. They get all attached to her, and then there's this godawful scene where she is out on the street and gets smashed to bits by a car. I can't remember if they really played it in slow motion or I just remembered it that way, but it was pretty effed-up. And I don't remember there being a happy ending, just this ghostly voiceover of her singing some song. And this was a kid's movie! Arrrgggh!

Even...what, 26 years later...I do NOT think I would be able to handle seeing that movie again.

Holy shit I remember that movie! Our 7th grade english teacher made us watch that for some reason. I remember the grandmother shooting milk out of her finger to fill up one of the kids' glasses. Such a shitty movie.

[Nick]

Originally Posted by Niolani

Wasn't that similar to a Twilight Zone episode... Or, maybe it was in The Outer Limits. I keep getting confused by these two shows.

It was a made for television movie that was adapted from a short story. It was previously adapted into an episode of the Twilight Zone in 1962.

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

L.E.T.H.A.L.: Day of the warrior

Nobody messes with Andy Sidaris. NOBODY.

[Niolani]

Originally Posted by Nick

It was a made for television movie that was adapted from a short story. It was previously adapted into an episode of the Twilight Zone in 1962.

I always liked that show. Rod Serling rocked!

[Kitsa]

There's this one movie called Taste of Cherry (no, it's not porn). It's Iranian, a little over 10 years old, and people like to throw it out there as this intellectual gold standard. If you don't like it, you must not get it, you know? Yeah, I don't want in the clubhouse.

It's boring. It's so boring. To me, it's just this side of Andy Warhol's Empire. A man is trying to find someone he can trust to bury him after he suicides, that's the point of the movie, and things get to a rip-roaring start with a shot of a guy driving around and around and around and around what looks like a desert construction site. Around and around and around and around, just the camera on this guy and the background out the window, and NOTHING is going on. For a very long time.

I watch a lot of foreign films, and I'll put up with a lot, but Taste of Cherry was too much. I fell asleep twice trying to watch it, then after I watched it and remained unimpressed I gave up on it altogether.

[Kitsa]

I forgot to mention that Battle Royale 2: Requiem was probably the most disappointing and horrible followup to an excellent movie I've ever seen. I was so angry, what a fucking waste. I know the director died partway through but they could have at least put forth some effort toward keeping it true to the original.

There are movies that I know I will hate so I don't bother watching. These include Titanic, Moulin Rouge and that sort of thing.