Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Gaming 'n Toys
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Jeff The Ninja Jeff The Ninja is offline
Title
Jeff The Ninja's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Saskatoon Canada
Jeff The Ninja is probably a spambot
Old Jul 24th, 2005, 10:39 PM        What was the stupidest game you ever purchased
For me, it was a game with the word soccer on the box (pre played at EB games). The cover art is in japanese and it is entirely in japanese. The name of the game is unknown and to this day, i cannot even start the game, only open a series of options that are in japanese. I only keep this game as a reminder to never buy a game in a dialect i cannot understand.
__________________
Always bet on Duke

Founder of the E.P.O.A.E.P.I.C.A.P.H.W.H. Looking for Recruits

XBL Gamertag: KING HATESTAR
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Emu is probably a real personEmu is probably a real person
Old Jul 24th, 2005, 11:00 PM       
What the fuck would possess you to buy a game titled "Soccer" anyway? At least get something with a recognizable title.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
marmielake marmielake is offline
Senior Member
marmielake's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2005
marmielake is probably a spambot
Old Jul 24th, 2005, 11:26 PM       
half life 2
it was totally overrated and expensive as hell.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
MetalMilitia MetalMilitia is offline
Hitler's Canoe!
MetalMilitia's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: UK
MetalMilitia is probably a spambot
Old Jul 24th, 2005, 11:43 PM       
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtimecow View Post
japan
Reply With Quote
  #5  
jin jin is offline
LIVE @ THE GHETTO HILTON!
jin's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: MURDER GOD.
jin is probably a spambot
Old Jul 24th, 2005, 11:55 PM       
Seriously, that game was terrible. :<

Well, it was excellent- if you also think watching a terribly tedious movie and constantly pausing it every ten seconds would be the greatest cinema experience of all time. ;O
__________________
I sell fire in Hell.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
eggyolk eggyolk is offline
zoom
eggyolk's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
eggyolk is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2005, 04:21 AM       
super monkey balls and i hated it with a passion
Reply With Quote
  #7  
DamnthatDavid DamnthatDavid is offline
Puddle Pirate! ARRRR!
DamnthatDavid's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: The Oregon Dunes.
DamnthatDavid is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2005, 04:51 AM       
Return to Castle Wolfenstien for the X-Box.

This game was great, but brings back the point that most FPS games on a console suck when compared to PC versions.
Worst purchase in the last 2 years for me.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Driscoll Driscoll is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Acheron
Driscoll is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2005, 06:58 AM       
Bram Stoker's Dracula for the SNES.

I bought it from a (now former) friend of mine for 5 bucks. The gameplay was terrible, the graphics were off-putting, and ultimately I just couldn't get into it. The music I actually kinda enjoyed, though.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
MetalMilitia MetalMilitia is offline
Hitler's Canoe!
MetalMilitia's Avatar
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: UK
MetalMilitia is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2005, 11:35 AM       
Some stupid olympics game on the SNES, it sucked.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtimecow View Post
japan
Reply With Quote
  #10  
neojester12 neojester12 is offline
Member
neojester12's Avatar
Join Date: May 2005
neojester12 is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2005, 12:10 PM       
tetris worlds
__________________
Maybe you could back the fuck up, Mr. Penis.
Maybe you could.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Zomboid Zomboid is offline
The Wolf
Zomboid's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Give me the coffee and no one gets hurt! LOL
Zomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contestZomboid won the popularity contest
Old Jul 25th, 2005, 12:36 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Driscoll
Bram Stoker's Dracula for the SNES.

I bought it from a (now former) friend of mine for 5 bucks. The gameplay was terrible, the graphics were off-putting, and ultimately I just couldn't get into it. The music I actually kinda enjoyed, though.
Fuck you, I had that on genesis and loved it.
__________________

That was very funny. Well done.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
ziggytrix ziggytrix is offline
Mocker
ziggytrix's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i come from the water
ziggytrix is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2005, 04:10 PM       
ET for the Atari 2600 followed by X-Men for the NES.
__________________
BOYCOTT SIGNATURES!
Reply With Quote
  #13  
timrpgland timrpgland is offline
Son of a Sandworm??!
timrpgland's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Minnesota, USA
timrpgland is probably a spambot
Old Jul 25th, 2005, 07:17 PM       
RYL... the game sucks.
__________________

XBOX LIVE: KefkaGrim
Reply With Quote
  #14  
ROOKIE ROOKIE is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: NY
ROOKIE is probably a spambot
Old Jul 26th, 2005, 01:23 PM       
Gran Turismo 3. The cars feel like boats. The most exciting thing and also toughest challenge is making successful turns.
__________________

Total posts: 1. Edited after 10 years. Solve the mystery! Save the princess!
Reply With Quote
  #15  
executioneer executioneer is offline
OH GOD
executioneer's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2001
executioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contestexecutioneer won the popularity contest
Old Jul 26th, 2005, 04:08 PM       
the cars are difficult to control because it is based on real physics
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Girl Drink Drunk Girl Drink Drunk is offline
Official forum judge
Girl Drink Drunk's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
Girl Drink Drunk is probably a spambot
Old Jul 26th, 2005, 07:16 PM       
Bionic Commando
__________________
"Ignoring all the retarded anime shit and Guitar Woman fawning over a drawing to say that Toobin' is the best Tube similation since Virtual Bart."- Gadzooks
mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/default.php
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Emu is probably a real personEmu is probably a real person
Old Jul 26th, 2005, 07:34 PM       
that's just because you're too stupid to play it
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Mad Melvin Mad Melvin is offline
Lingonberry pancakes
Mad Melvin's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: no comment
Mad Melvin is probably a real personMad Melvin is probably a real person
Old Jul 26th, 2005, 07:47 PM       
The stupidest game I bought was definitely Back to the future 2 & 3 for NES. That game didnt make no goddamn sense. I had no idea what the hell I was supposed to do.
I collected fuel for the DeLorean and avoided these fucking birds that made the most annoying sound possible and the main character shot bouncing popcorn out of his penis. That was the dumbest game I bought and the weirdest game I ever played.
__________________
LOGJAMMIN'
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Sacks Sacks is offline
The Wrong Melon Farmer
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: (つ♥ヮ♥)つ ٩๏̯͡๏)۶
Sacks is probably pretty okSacks is probably pretty okSacks is probably pretty ok
Old Jul 26th, 2005, 11:35 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggytrix
ET for the Atari 2600 followed by X-Men for the NES.


Probably this George Foreman game for the SNES. It was trying to be like Punch-Out!!, but I guess it didn't try hard enough.
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Ninjavenom Ninjavenom is offline
Lord Felch Demon
Ninjavenom's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Ninjavenom is probably a spambot
Old Jul 27th, 2005, 12:31 AM       
Suikoden is the most regrettable game i have ever purchased.
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Schimid Schimid is offline
...for breakfast?!
Schimid's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Maryland
Schimid is probably a spambot
Old Jul 27th, 2005, 01:32 AM       
Guilty Gear Isuka. $50 bucks for that piece of dung.
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Dr. Boogie Dr. Boogie is offline
Funky Dynamite
Dr. Boogie's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Help, I'm lost!
Dr. Boogie is probably pretty okDr. Boogie is probably pretty okDr. Boogie is probably pretty okDr. Boogie is probably pretty ok
Old Jul 27th, 2005, 03:22 AM       
A tie:


Garfield: Caught in the Act for the Genesis.

DBZ: Budokai for PS2.
__________________
Dr. Boogie: Everything is so simple when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!


Reply With Quote
  #23  
Guitar Woman Guitar Woman is offline
Drugs+drugs+rock+roll
Guitar Woman's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Guitar Woman is probably a real personGuitar Woman is probably a real person
Old Jul 27th, 2005, 01:55 PM       
Star Fox Adventures. That has to be the biggest piece of seagull shit that has ever disgraced one of my consoles.
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Girl Drink Drunk Girl Drink Drunk is offline
Official forum judge
Girl Drink Drunk's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Canada
Girl Drink Drunk is probably a spambot
Old Jul 27th, 2005, 02:04 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggytrix
ET for the Atari 2600 followed by X-Men for the NES.
Oh God!. How could have forgotten X-Men? Although I've never played E.T. (I've heard that a shitload of copies were crushed with a steam-roller, along with Pacman, and cemented in a landfill), X-Men was the rape of comic-liscencing and gameplay.
__________________
"Ignoring all the retarded anime shit and Guitar Woman fawning over a drawing to say that Toobin' is the best Tube similation since Virtual Bart."- Gadzooks
mockery.com/halloween/bag/costumequiz/default.php
Reply With Quote
  #25  
eggyolk eggyolk is offline
zoom
eggyolk's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
eggyolk is probably a spambot
Old Jul 27th, 2005, 04:54 PM       
yea ET takes the cake for worst game ever

Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:54 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.