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Old May 12th, 2008, 12:20 PM        Jokes From The Max Burbank Joke Book
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Old May 12th, 2008, 03:05 PM       
I believe your security has been compromised, good sir. I saw many of these pieces performed by a bobcat with leprosy back in '89
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Old May 12th, 2008, 03:43 PM       
Hey Max. Could you lend me some money? For fire.
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Old May 12th, 2008, 04:57 PM       
Thank you, good sir. My routine has been getting rather stale lately, and these jokes will beef it up perfectly.
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Old May 12th, 2008, 11:16 PM       
by jove, that is disturbing and funnny in a dark kind of way, very twisted and simply odd.
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Old May 13th, 2008, 01:54 AM       
My favourite was the one about the guy who married his checker-playing dog!
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Old May 13th, 2008, 03:32 AM       
indeed, these japes shall keep the grandchildren amused for many a long winters evening
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after enough bourbon ...
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Old May 13th, 2008, 05:12 AM       
Rubber Balls and Liquor!
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Old May 13th, 2008, 09:20 AM       
A mind fueled by the cosmic chaos is a beatiful mind indeed.
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Old May 13th, 2008, 08:48 PM       
You, Max Burbank, are the avante garde cynic we all look up to.
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Old May 14th, 2008, 06:47 PM       
I don't get it except for the married knees one, but then again I'm more nihilist than cynic.
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Old May 14th, 2008, 10:26 PM       
Power to the max Max, very awesome =D
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Turrican't. :(
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Old May 20th, 2008, 06:51 AM       
Oh I get it! This is just random stuff typed together that we're only supposed to talk about positively because you're Max Burbank! So NOBODY gets it, they just say they do because they want to look cool, except they're not, and you're laughing at their charade!

That's actually pretty clever and funny! And I do mean that!

Except for the clever and funny part. _
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Old May 20th, 2008, 09:27 AM       
Yeah, it's pretty much the emperors new clothes with me every time. Good thing I'm really, really famous, otherwise no one would say they liked my stuff and then where would I be?
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Old May 20th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
I used to be one of those people who said "Forty-two!"-- smugly, of course-- whenever I was asked the meaning of the universe. Hereafter I will say, "Rubber balls and liquor!"
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Old May 28th, 2008, 02:32 AM       
I used these at a party and got laid 19 times by 18 girls.... and... well ya, that's how good they were.
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Old May 28th, 2008, 07:56 PM       
I'm feel like using the last one just for kicks, wait, I will use the last one.
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Old May 29th, 2008, 01:22 PM       
I laugh, merrily.
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