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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 11:03 AM       
Because im fat and lazy and dont really want to research it, can anyone tell me how this collider is any different from other collieders that they have used? Aside from it being "bigger" that is. And how would it create a black hole when a black hole is dense body of so much mass that the gravitational force is strong enough to pull in light photons and they didnt put that much matter into the collider in the first place?
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 01:43 PM       
You humans, when're you gonna learn that size doesn't matter? Just 'cause something's important, doesn't mean it's not very, very small.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 02:06 PM       
I and few of my friends had this idea of skipping todays lectures and instead roam around the city with signs like "The end is near". Then after the h-hour we would have had a valid reason to go celebrate to a local bar with "physics kick ass" signs.

However, this plan turned out to be way too spontaneous and stupid for us to bear :/
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 05:37 PM       
Some girl in India killed herself because she was afraid of dying when the LHC is turned on.

She killed herself because she was afraid of dying.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 05:40 PM       
Huh

I guess that's what happens when you call an Indian suicide hotline
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 06:52 PM       
most of the time people kill themselves because they were afraid of "living"

so yea, now its 40 more days again. why?
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 07:10 PM       
because they ain't collided shit yet

first they had a countdown because they were testing PART of the track, then they were panicking because they were just sending PROTONS thru it

people need to learn to fucking read already
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 07:18 PM       
The problem isn't so much with the reading, it's the comprehension that is failing to pass muster.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 07:25 PM       
More to the point: who gives a shit anymore?
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 07:28 PM       
The people that like getting worked up over bullshit? IE, most people.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 07:33 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 08:32 PM       
I hear Y2K might try to kill us again
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 08:35 PM       
If I survive Hurricane Ike, I might start caring about the LHC again.
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 10:14 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 10:46 PM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 10:48 PM       
Now that you mention it, where the hell has Seth been through all of this?
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Old Sep 10th, 2008, 11:10 PM       
[15:06] Pub: Hello, would you like to tell people that you don't know, but are assured have displayed all the signs of being moronic, that they are far too stupid for the activities of the Cern LHC to be interesting to them?
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[15:07] Seth: in short, I would love to do so.
[15:07] Seth: unfortunately, however, you are being neglected in favor of spending time with a girlfriend whom I actually like (for now).
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[15:08] Pub: I perfectly understand. Good luck with her not being crazy & here is hoping the ways she brings ruin to your life are at least enjoyable at the time.
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 12:26 AM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
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I don't think it could create a black hole. That requires the collapse of a star. Which is really really really big. I don't think two protons colliding at the speed of light can do much.


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I guess that's what happens when you call an Indian suicide hotline
I heard they farm out their hotline services to Americans. The statement "Don't bite the bullet" gets lost in translation.
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