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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 04:31 PM        my whole life people have been telling me...
...to take life more seriously.

what about you? what have people been telling you your whole life?
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 04:34 PM       
"You're the smartest kid in my class. Now if you just put forth some effort and did say, half of your homework, then you would get an A instead of a C."

and also people my age say "You're a total failure."
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 04:36 PM       
I think anyone who says that needs to shut up. How exactly do you take life seriously, when were still trying to find the meaning of it? :/
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 05:03 PM       
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 06:25 PM       
"You are a sex machine".

I gracefully bow, then march them straight up to the bedroom. But believe it or not, I never get tired of hearing it.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 07:09 PM       
because i have a pc the rest of the amish comunitity dont talk to me anymore

ive been shunned
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 07:24 PM       
"Youre a very bright student, Jamey, but you dont use your potential to it's fullest. You need to focus more on doing work, and not blowing it off to the last minute"

Somewhat like ernastys.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 07:25 PM       
"Spit that out, you don't know where it's been."
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 07:26 PM       
"put your armpits down"
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 07:46 PM       
"MISTER, PLEASE, DON'T!!"
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 07:50 PM       
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 07:55 PM       
how does one put their armpits up?
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 08:00 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 03:21 PM       
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"Youre a very bright student, Jamey, but you dont use your potential to it's fullest. You need to focus more on doing work, and not blowing it off to the last minute"
Thats just what they tell lazy dumbasses who could not care less about the work in an attempt to make them feel less like failures.
I should know i used to get told it all the time in school too... minus the Jamey part.
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
"nice ass, sugar tits"
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 03:30 PM       
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"nice ass, sugar tits"
lol i bet it's more like "You're fat...your hair is beautiful though."
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 03:30 PM       
"$20 for a quickie, kid"

kidding...

Actully I hear this alot: "no"
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 11:42 PM       
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 11:45 PM       
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"nice ass, sugar tits"
lol i bet it's more like "You're fat...your hair is beautiful though."
Pointing out a plain fact isn't funny, you faggot (see that wasn't funny).
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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 12:01 AM       
"shoruyken"


i am a fucking sf nerd...
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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 12:18 AM       
"For such a little girl, you're mean"
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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 12:23 AM       
"get back here you little shit i'm gonna kill you"
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"Shut up before I hit you"
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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 01:42 AM       
"HEY FAGGOT, TURN YOUR STUPID MUSIC DOWN"
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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 02:33 AM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 02:54 AM       
"thats what she said"
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