help plz

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you guys i cheated on my fiance with another girl!!! she was all like "wanna do it" and i was like "okay sure" and then we lit some candles and oiled up and ATE A WHOLE CAKE and then we made out and then we built some kites but we didn't fly them then we decided to save them for later and then we oiled up some more because most of it had rubbed off onto the kites and the stuff in her apartment and we DID IT i guess idk what it was but anyway i feel real bad about it what should i say to my fiance!

[ziggytrix]

IDK, say you're sorry and next time he can have some of the cake too?
don't be selfish.

[Emu]

have them meet eachother and have a party

[kellychaos]

Are the kites metaphors for something?

[mburbank]

No, but the 'oil' is.

[Yggdrasill]

Say "Honey I love you like a lesbian loves cake, I was making you a wonderful cake of happiness when george bush came on the t.v. saying 'no gay rights' and I was all like 'damn that ape' and went to a protest rally where I met this girl who really was into cakes if you know what I mean and wouldn't you know it she ate your cake right there and I challenged her to a oily wrestling match and I beat her ass with my tongue, would you like to see the video?"

You did film it right?

[kellychaos]

shut it

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This post an experiment to see how long it would take for someone to reply with something along the lines of "Just tell him about it in detail and I'm sure he'll forgive you, heh heh ". I consider Animal Cracker's post [stupid] enough to draw my conclusion. Thank you for participating.