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[Seven Force]

you had me concerned an shit

[Seven Force]

but i guess i still am be careful man

[Pub Lover]

Name- Jarv Remilliard
Age- 23
job- Newscaster on a teeny tiny radio station
where are you at?- The future, on the moon.
how did you find out about this site?- Either a google search for scary clowns or evil cheese.
why did you start posting- I ran out of material on the main site and thought the forums would be more of the same. I was totally blown away when Rog posted in my 'Hi I'm new' thread.
when did you start posting? - June 30, 2002
Level of Educ.- High school dropout.
Income- Nilch.
hobbies- I AM THE KING OF HOBBIES!, bra gazing, train ignoring, being creepy on the interent.
fav. music/band- Tom Waits
fav. book- 'Crime and Punishment' by Fyodor Dostoevsky, or do I have to list books I've actually read?
fav. movie- His Girl Friday
Fav. Video Game- Stroker on the Commodore 64
fav. food- Deep-Fried Tofu Chunks.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Usually myself, guys...
In high school you were voted most likely to... be a creepy stalker guy. Totally true story.

[sadie]

i never knew your name, jarv.

[Immortal Goat]

Name- Taylor Dunnavant
Age- 20
job- Barnes & Noble Cafe' employee
where are you at?- Living room
how did you find out about this site?- Domo Kun's Angry Smashfest
why did you start posting- I was an unfunny cock that thought I needed to be that in public
when did you start posting? - April 11, 2003
Level of Educ.- In college now
Income- not enough
hobbies- Movies, games, and Star Wars costuming
fav. music/band- almost everything
fav. book- Lord of the Rings
fav. movie- Too many to count
Fav. Video Game- Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
fav. food- Umm... any Italian food
Who do you hate the most on this board- Nobody. I love all of you. Except that one guy.
In high school you were voted most likely to... Nothing. I didn't get voted for anything. Thanks for bringing up that painful memory

[executioneer]

Name- william michael mobbs
Age- 29
job- professional mailroom face
where are you at?- the walmart side of olympia washington
how did you find out about this site?- high strung the movie
why did you start posting- TO FEEL LOVED ;_;
Level of Educ.- high school
Income- two thousand, four hundred and eighty dollars a month
hobbies- writing computor programs, making faces
fav. music/band- everything that isn't total shit
fav. book- two towers
fav. movie- spaceballs
Fav. Video Game- well if computer games count, master of orion 2, otherwise probably resident evil 2
fav. food- crab and cheese wontons
Who do you hate the most on this board- all y'all
In high school you were voted most likely to...- how would i know, i didn't talk to those shitty faggots

[DamnthatDavid]

the walmart side of olympia washington

What... I thought you lived toward Seattle. Bugger that. Saturday Nights, Fools Play Improve at Studio 51 downtown. $5 bucks. This week is Wrestling format.

Website. http://www.thisischris.com/foolsplay/FoolsPlay.html Good luck trying to navigate that flash fest.

[executioneer]

are they any good

[DamnthatDavid]

Most of the time they are fucking hilarious. Once and awhile they are... lame. But the greatness outweighs the lameness.

The Wrestling format is the best... besides the christmas story one they created. Be warned, you have to know 80's pop-culture to understand some of the jokes.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Name- J. Tithonus Pednaud
Age- 30
Job- Voice Actor, Museum Curator/Development Officer
where are you at?- Northern Ontario, Canada
how did you find out about this site?- Browsing the Ether of the WWW.
why did you start posting- Love the site, enjoying these threads and want to add two cents.
when did you start posting? - Right now.
Level of Educ.- Masters in Classics, B.A. in Theology plus a degree in Funeral Services Education. 10 years of post secondary.
Income- Comfortable
hobbies- Ringmaster of www.TheHumanMarvels.com , teratalogical historian, sideshow performer, author, podcast host.
fav. music/band- Schizophrenic in my tastes, everything from Tom Waits to Cannibal Corpse to Wagner and Mozart.
fav. book- Argonautica
fav. movie- Freaks
Fav. Video Game- Doom 3
fav. food- Brie LT.
Who do you hate the most on this board - Time will tell.
In high school you were voted most likely to... be dead by 30 - still kicking, and screaming when off meds.

[FartinMowler]

Your website is very interesting. I will take a few liquoured up friday nights to read it.

[Juttin]

Name- Justin Woody
Age-16
job- Student
where are you at?- Newton, Iowa
how did you find out about this site?- Newgrounds
why did you start posting- Because I got tired of lurking
Level of Educ.- High School
Income-0 Dollars 0 Cents
hobbies- Playing guitar, BEING INTERNET.
fav. music/band- Metal, and Classic Punk
fav. book- Anything on Nostradamus, House of the Scorpion
fav. movie- Um...
Fav. Video Game- KOTOR, Fable, etc.
fav. food- Chinese Food, most types of it.
Who do you hate the most on this board- I try not to :/
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Who's really voting on their peers anymore? Answer me that.

[liquidstatik]

Name- Daniel Howard Tatom
Age-18 [almost 19 :o]
job- i dont have one atm
where are you at?- Ashdown, Arkansas :D
how did you find out about this site?- I forgot, actually.
why did you start posting- I was bored w/ everything else on the internet. :X
Level of Educ.- High School
Income- NONE
hobbies- drugs, drawing, muisc, and browsing the internet :O
fav. music/band- uhh i like everything okay
fav. book- i dont read books
fav. movie- idk i really liked gummo =/
Fav. Video Game- i dont play video games
fav. food- SPAGHETTI :D
Who do you hate the most on this board- trash
In high school you were voted most likely to...- We didn't have those things. :[

[CSM-101]

Name-
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Level of Educ.- some of 11th grade
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Who do you hate the most on this board- The other guy
In high school you were voted most likely to...-

[Juttin]

GOOOOOOOD ONE

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Name- The Good Reverend Roger
Age- Old as hell.
job- Hired muscle. No, really.
where are you at?- Arizona
how did you find out about this site?- Someone told me about it.
why did you start posting- Because my "job" involves long hours at night with very little to do. Watch my post count skyrocket! Har har.
Level of Educ.- Some college.
Income- Fat bags of filthy lucre.
hobbies- Wasting my free time on the internet.
fav. music/band- Talking Heads (toldja I'm old).
fav. book- Catch 22
fav. movie- Fight Club
Fav. Video Game- Gorf (Yep. Old as hell.)
fav. food- Whatever.
Who do you hate the most on this board- That one guy, you know?
In high school you were voted most likely to...- become a burden on society.

[AngryTinyMan]

Name- Grant K.
Age- 18
job- Student/Family consultant
where are you at?- Northern California
how did you find out about this site?- I was browsing for some info on horror movies, and I came across the review of "Ichi the Killer." I read it, and then the rest of the site too.
why did you start posting- I liked the site so much, I figured the community would be fun, too.
Level of Educ.- High school diploma, and working towards an Associate's Degree.
Income- I work on commission.
hobbies- Internet, walking around places.
fav. music/band- Almost anything is good. Even a bit of rap and country music now and then.
fav. book- Anything by Tim Dorsey.
fav. movie- V for Vendetta, Anchorman, Bean, Shaun of the Dead, Batman Begins.
Fav. Video Game- Phoenix Wright, Ratchet and Clank, Time Crisis, Sweet Home.
fav. food- Pasta. Preferably a stuffed version; tortellini or something. And lots of sauce. Maybe a little cheese on top, too.
Who do you hate the most on this board- The one guy everyone hates but no one ever points out.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- Come up with something to vote myself most likely to do.

[Dax Fusaro]

Name- just call me Larry
Age- 32
job- Engineer
where are you at?- Texas.
how did you find out about this site?- The internet
why did you start posting- nothing better to do.
Level of Educ.- High school
Income- $20,000 - $40,000
hobbies- eating
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie- Kill Bill
Fav. Video Game- Metal gear solid
fav. food-
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet.
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be shot.

[Juttin]

What happeneed to your normal account?

[Misdemonar]

Name-
Age- 15
job- None
where are you at?-
how did you find out about this site?-
why did you start posting- Because I suck like that.
Level of Educ.- eigth grade...
Income- none
hobbies- Self Pity
fav. music/band-
fav. book-
fav. movie-
Fav. Video Game-
fav. food-
Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself ;(
In high school you were voted most likely to...-I'm not past high school yet.

[DamnthatDavid]

Ye Gods, just kill yourself, you sound depressed. Killing yourself is a sure way to make the hate go away.

[sadie]

seconded.

[Misdemonar]

I'm saving my money for a gun.

[DamnthatDavid]

Knife in the wrists. Remember, for best results 2 fingers up from the wrist joint., 1 Slash down, 3 slashes across. Both sides.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

Knife in the wrists. Remember, for best results 2 fingers up from the wrist joint., 1 Slash down, 3 slashes across. Both sides.

Remember, kids...it's down the block, not across the street.