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Old Sep 11th, 2010, 02:11 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2010, 02:14 PM       
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So this horse walked into a bar.
Bartender said "why the long face?"
Horse said "I've got cancer."
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Old Sep 11th, 2010, 07:33 PM       
WAS IT LUNG CANCER FROLM SMOKING TOO MUCH, AND WAS IT A PONY

WAS HE A LITTLE HO(A)RSE
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Old Sep 11th, 2010, 07:33 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2010, 07:33 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2010, 08:47 PM       
And now... more cancer jokes.
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 11:30 AM       
WHY DON'T THE OTHER SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC LIKE CANCER?

BECAUSE HE'S ALWAYS CRABBY
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 11:38 AM       
I am having so much trouble with astronomy right now...none of the information is sticking, and even though my teacher says the answers to homework are in the book I never can find them...maybe it was a bad idea taking this as an 8 AM class. I feel like I understand, yet I don't.

Plus it doesn't help that two teachers are telling us "Get ready to work on your papers!' yet haven't decided on due dates for them yet.
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 12:08 PM       
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WHY DON'T THE OTHER SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC LIKE CANCER?

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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 01:56 PM       
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I am having so much trouble with astronomy right now...none of the information is sticking, and even though my teacher says the answers to homework are in the book I never can find them...maybe it was a bad idea taking this as an 8 AM class. I feel like I understand, yet I don't.

Plus it doesn't help that two teachers are telling us "Get ready to work on your papers!' yet haven't decided on due dates for them yet.
idk what to tell you other than both my astronomy courses were online. i think i finally figured out how to use the starfinder by the end of the semester.
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 03:05 PM       
Astronomy is easy Tanuki get your head in the game
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 03:41 PM       
why was the vegetarian astronomer so sad?

it's cos he wanted something a little meteor
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 03:46 PM       
Which star is the most easily frightened?

Arcturus, because he's always shaking in his Bootes
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 03:53 PM       
So I had this dream that I was a cop & I spot this criminal couple, I arrest the girl before trying to take down the guy. Years pass & I eventually succeed in handcuffing him to a long chain, but he starts using it to whip me. Splitting in two I manage to pin him to a wall & then walk up behind him and put the chain around his neck. I slowly choke him, but just before he dies the girl tells us that the death sentence has been commuted. I let him go, assuming he'd want to go be with the girl or something, but he jumps me and starts bashing my head against a rock. Partially stunned, I pull out my gun and kill him. Instead of wondering why I didn't just shoot him before, I curl up on the ground and weep as the girl wails. There should be a thread for dreams and stuff. See ya later, Chaps.
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 05:38 PM       
why was the vegetarian astronomer so sad?

cause he caught cancer
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 06:10 PM       
I laughed at the cancer jokes. But I'm allowed. It's like the N word but for cancer patients.
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Old Sep 12th, 2010, 10:20 PM       
They opened a Michael's in my town. Now I don't have to drive for an hour and a half to buy ink and paper. Now if I could just find a place that sold pen nibs.
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Old Sep 13th, 2010, 07:32 AM       
They don't? I've never bought art supplies there but I remember the paint section not being too bad.

Surprisingly the best serious art supply store around here is Crafts 2000. Half of the store is devoted to hokey florals and basketry, but the other half is really nice professional stuff. That's where I went when I was getting ready for the gallery thing last summer.
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Old Sep 13th, 2010, 08:10 AM       
Just fought a white-tailed spider in my bed, I caught it but it escaped, then I lost it. When I found it again it came at me and I hit it with a sock (was putting it on to protect my feet from it) then I sprayed it with pyrethrum and trapped it under a glass. Should be dead by tomorrow.

They scare me because they cause severe pain when they bite you, along with vomiting, nausea, headaches and (allegedly) necrosis.
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Old Sep 13th, 2010, 08:51 AM       
Those are ugly buggers

We have yellow sac spiders here who cause similar problems with their bite. In the past few years there's been quite a surge in their population and I've found them everywhere from corners of ceilings to cat litterboxes to plants in the garden (just as I was about to pick a vegetable). They unnerve me because they're smallish and pale and it's easy to miss them.
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Old Sep 13th, 2010, 08:58 AM       
I had this dream where Milhouse opened a fake account called Hokus Pokus Jokus with this for his avatar. He wrote a music review about the Great Milenko and gave it a -50,000 out of 5 pickle score. ICP then read his review and decided to quit music forever.

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Old Sep 13th, 2010, 09:10 AM       
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