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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 07:38 PM        ba bum dum
Name- Daniel
Age- 18
job- student and bad-ass supermarket cashier
where you at?- N.Ireland
why did you start posting- mainly because of the action figure contest
how long have you been on the board- for about 2 days
hobbies- video games, tv, attempting to sleep
fav. music/band- hmmm... no real preference
fav. book- red dwarf - infinity welcomes careful drivers
fav. movie- mallrats, braindead, back to the future, terminator
Who do you hate the most on this board- me
what is that smell- - that billy, is the smell of justice......(sniff)....thats the smell of justice....


gaming i am currently playing (not at the same time you muffin head): GTA vice city, rise of nations, eternal darkness

movies ive seen recently: animal house, robocop 1-3 and Osmosis jones
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 12:20 PM       
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where you at?- Mo, US
why did you start posting- I have no fucking clue really
how long have you been on the board- about 2 days
hobbies- Gaming, writing, producing Flows. General Debauchery.
fav. music/band- Wu-Tang, PUTS, PLanet Asia, Shit like that
fav. book- Karl von Clausewitz- On War
fav. movie- Boondock Saints, Trainspotting, Snatch- Endless lisT!
Who do you hate the most on this board- I'm sure I'll have someone to fill this slot soon enough...
what is that smell- What? It's not Fucking me.... Holy shit it is! Huuuuuyeeech
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 12:28 PM        Re: ba bum dum
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gaming i am currently playing (not at the same time you muffin head): GTA vice city, rise of nations, eternal darkness
...and exactly what is wrong with playing GTA AND Rise of Nations at the same time? :P
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 01:18 PM        gummy tummy
taking over the world and nuking france at the same as shotguning rollerskating bikini girls while listening to 80s tunes is quite difficult, especially since they are on the same pc.

speaking of which, i am one more victory from taking over the world, the british empire will rule the world, right after i nuke the mayans.
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 01:27 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 05:01 PM        infedels!
(hisssss) how did you know my secret identity you inferior pig-dog!

(cue random rasping noises)

anyways i took over the world after 22 sucessful victories, in which time i took out 8 nations, including my former allies Russia.

near the end i nuked random enemy farms and temples while waiting for my troops to assimilate the mayan capital.

The british empire now rule the world! at least in my imagination
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Old Jul 28th, 2003, 08:53 PM       
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where you at?- toronto...
why did you start posting- my friend gave me the link
how long have you been on the board- 30 minutes
hobbies- skateboarding...video games.... music...
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fav. book- I dunno.
fav. movie- I dont know. I just saw pirates of the carribean, it owned. lets say that.
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Old Jul 29th, 2003, 02:07 AM       
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where you at?- North Carolina, world's leading producer of stupidity
why did you start posting- Fan of I-Mockery
how long have you been on the board- Few weeks
hobbies- Music, movies, books
fav. music/band- Pixies
fav. book- IT
fav. movie- Holy Grail
Who do you hate the most on this board- Royal Tenenbaum, natch.
what is that smell- My house. It smells bad because the convection oven is cleaning and it has that nasty "convection oven cleaning" smell.
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 04:59 PM        Ewwo
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where you at?- California (Orange County. It sucks here.)
why did you start posting- Got bored. Not only that, but I'm a budding forum whore.
how long have you been on the board- Registered today.
hobbies- Writing, watching movies, RPing, acting..
fav. music/band- Barenaked Ladies or Oingo Boingo. Can't decide.
fav. book- The Gunslinger by Stephen King
fav. movie- Boondock Saints...! *huggles Irish accents*
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 07:10 PM       
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Old Aug 1st, 2003, 10:44 PM       
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where you at?- San Jose (it's damn hot here)
why did you start posting- I was running out of geeky things to do
how long have you been on the board- a day (frrrr)
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fav. book- Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 12:13 AM       
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 01:25 AM       
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why did you start posting- Got bored
how long have you been on the board- Probably a couple of mins
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Old Aug 2nd, 2003, 02:02 AM       
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Old Aug 4th, 2003, 11:50 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 06:43 PM       
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Why did you start posting - to fill up the space left by my lack of a job
How long have you been on the board? - Ten minutes.
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Old Aug 5th, 2003, 07:10 PM       
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where you at?- California
why did you start posting- Honestly, that Wiffle character
how long have you been on the board- =.)
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what is that smell- This question only applies to psychotics
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 01:37 AM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 02:40 PM       
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why did you start posting- I like I-Mockery
long have you been on the board- I've been reading stuff for a while, but i signed up like an hour ago
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fav. book- 1984, Ender's Game
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Old Aug 6th, 2003, 09:06 PM       
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where you at?- New York, New York.
why did you start posting- I enjoy I-Mockery/My own general boredom.
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Old Aug 12th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
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job- working on getting one...just recorded a few songs with a DJ in Australia and he's flying out here pretty soon to shoot the music videos...should be amusing...for now we're just having fun with it, but seeing as a few of the songs are airing in FL and Australia it has a bit of potential to turn into a job I suppose...also I'm filling out a job application at Fresh Market

where you at?- Williamsburg, VA

why did you start posting- Within the last few days...I don't remember...I joined a while back and forgot my name, so I re-joined

hobbies- Singing/songwriting/trying to teach myself how to play an acoustic guitar and getting nowhere, confusing strangers in grocery stores, goofing off at Busch Gardens

fav. music/band- I listen to pretty much every genre of music from Jewel to Control Machette

fav. book- The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold

fav. movie- Donnie Darko, Dead Poet's Society, Jawbreakers, and The Patriot

Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know people enough yet...but I don't HATE anyone...ever...so I probably won't

what is that smell- mmm orange soda
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