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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 02:08 AM        Man, I got that bikini zone stuble!
A few days back I shaved my "region" and I'm telling it looked like the absolute bomb. But now I'm getting that damn 5 o'clock shadow shit and its just fucking up my whole day. Its red and itchy as a motherfucker. Anybody got any tips for me?
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 02:15 AM       
Well, the ingrown hairs and infections are pretty much garaunteed if this is your first time. So get ready for plenty of pus, and soreness unless you can keep the rubbing down to a minimal. But since I am sure you have several women attacking your crotch at any point of the day, this will be much harder than it sounds.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 02:29 AM       
after you shave close, apply a stick deodorant to the area and it should help a little with ingrown hairs.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 02:59 AM       
godammit fucking thanks!
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 07:29 AM       
Also try cleaning the area a bit (no open sores, pus oozing or anything) and apply JUST A LITTLE bit of petroleum jelly.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 09:02 AM       
What's scary is that the guys are posting here with advice.

Blue Oatmeal, keep shaving dude. Your life is over..down there.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 09:19 AM       
They've all shaved their pubes! Eww...put them together it would look like a collection of freakishly large infants.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 09:59 AM       
It's a shame, really.

There's nothing I love better in the morning than listening to the sand papery sound of a guy scratching his balls. Think of the pleasure your robbing your women the next day, you guys.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 10:05 AM       
I used to shave, don't anymore. I was on a high school swim team. It was the thing to do.

No, I didn't show them off!
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
i prefer the waxing. you don't get the prickly stubble as much. also shaving can be so unsanitary, you can get bacterial infections easily from razors. i'm paranoid against the germs.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 12:07 PM       
I'm prone to bikini bumps myself. Try using one of these, I found they work well:
http://www.bikini-touch.com/
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 02:01 PM       
I like to shave it in patterns that resemble beards of famous historical figures and take pictures in equally histocial settings.

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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 02:06 PM       
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It's a shame, really.

There's nothing I love better in the morning than listening to the sand papery sound of a guy scratching his balls. Think of the pleasure your robbing your women the next day, you guys.
What women? Am I right guys?!?!?!
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 03:05 PM       
shaving the pubes is fine (above the dick) but the balls are a kind of hard task. but i love the hair on my balls.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 03:13 PM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 03:16 PM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 03:27 PM       
I don't think Terra is going to call. All that work for nothing!
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 03:58 PM       
Yeah, I shaved down there once last year and had the same problem so I'd just been trimming ever since until a couple days ago. No problems yet
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 04:35 PM       
Sweet Jesus. Society is full of metrosexual faggots.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 07:19 PM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 09:13 PM       
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I don't think Terra is going to call. All that work for nothing!
Wait. You shaved your cock and balls so I would call you? How old are you??
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 09:22 PM       
Real men shave their packages with straight razors and toxic chemicals.
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Old Sep 30th, 2004, 11:43 PM       
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I don't think Terra is going to call. All that work for nothing!
Wait. You shaved your cock and balls so I would call you? How old are you??

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Old Oct 1st, 2004, 01:29 AM       
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