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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 12:05 AM       
Talk about minuteman express. But it's only a blowup doll.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 12:06 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 12:07 AM       
I wish she wasn't going to be away until Wednesday.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 12:08 AM       
He'll be back... he can't stay away! He will fake us out and pretend like it took more than 30 seconds though!


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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 12:09 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 12:22 AM       
Aw milhouse....can't you just use your hands until she gets back?

Geez. Poor little guy.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 05:35 AM       
Aw man I missed the masturbation discussion page
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 09:46 AM       
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Wow pub went on a posting rampage! he was gone and then all of a sudden here he is!

Now he's gone again.
Yeah, I got that impression by just scrolling past those pages too. Fuck reading them though, right Terra?
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 09:49 AM       
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EDIT: F U Pub Lover NEW RULES
Yeah? What the fuck are these new rules, you lazy-assed fucker!?
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 09:53 AM       
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Nobody will answer my damn question.
When no one seems to react to a joke you have two options.

You could carry on till even the people that like you get pissed off.
You could shift one of your other equally annoying running gags.

Then there is option three: GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU TEDIOUS LITTLE SHIT!
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 09:54 AM       
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Just make up a new rule, & I'll run it into the ground.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 09:56 AM       
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xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover
Yeah, he posts loads of shit, & everyone with a sense of humour wants to see the the back of him.

OH, AND FUCK YOU MARIORPG!
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 10:02 AM       
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oh right i forgot protocol what would carnivore say if he were here to see that :<

anyway schimid i will thank you to not quote me especially when we are having GUY TALK which women don't understand as posturing and you could srsly hurt some fllngs around here ;< did I tell pub about that time you filled up your digital camera with showering pictures of yourself just for him, but accidentally emailed them all to me instead?

no.

and you should get that mole checked out.
Get it? Because I'm just like Carnivore, everytime my name is mentioned I gotta run in & blow my load. Then follow it up with some bullshit " SUICIDE_TIME ".

Also, if any guys wanna take some showering pictures, please send them to me. Thanks.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 10:33 AM       
We missed you too.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 10:55 AM       
"Julie"
(feat. Shaggy)

[Ali G, Shaggy]
Let’s talk about Julie right now yu hear mi
You got your Julie, I got my Julie, anybody else who no have dem Julie dem need fi get one
Yo slammin and banging ya dig dat.

[Chorus 1]
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy

[Verse 1]
Ragga muffin give you love and affection
Mr Lover will be your protection, stick it to, to your hearts contention, anything for my Julie.
Mi go so hmmmm and make a connection
She hear mi voice and get a nipple erection
We be banging to a Shaggy selection, one time for my Julie.

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Verse 2]
I need a cure for the thing I’m feeling, Shaggy need some sexual healing, I want to reach and
touch the ceiling, when I’m loving my Julie, aight
Mi a de king in a de late night healing, worse know if it’s just a piece I’m stealing, a safe
sex a mister lover believe in, when I’m loving my Julie

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Ali G Rap]
Hear dis Shaggy mi can rap too.
A Yo A Yo you is fitter than J-Lo next to you
She just a minga fitter than destiny’s child apart from the lead singer,
Fitter than the spice girls including the Ginger,
Give it a shave cause mi wanna be in ya,
They was claiming that our love was wrong
The people just stared and said it was too long
Yo it ain’t a crime to have a 12 inch
Dong Da Dong Dong Dong

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon

[Chorus 1]
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy
A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy
S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy

[Chorus 2]
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon
Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie.
Turn me on with your big Babylon
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 10:59 AM       
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We missed you too.
OK, fine. Julie, You're now my protegé.

I demand that you reply to every damn post I've made in this thread over the last two days.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 10:59 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:01 AM       
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You want me for my body.
Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon!
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:03 AM       
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Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie.
You turn me on with your big Babylon!
The words alone do not do it justice. You have to hear it.

Do they have Ali G & Shaggy in the US?
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:03 AM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:06 AM       
Those are the names of the horses he fellates!
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:18 AM       
chat was wonky for a sec.
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:23 AM       
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Those are the names of the horses he fellates!
Are you this obsessed with kinky secks in real life, lady?
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:25 AM       
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chat was wonky for a sec.
Yeah, we broke the php, & it puts up that No Posts In Topic message.

That's why we used have the Page Break rule, Esuohlim.

Hey Staxeon, who the fuck are you?
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Old Mar 26th, 2006, 11:32 AM       
This is my drunk warning thing, my sexy buddies.

I was hoping for a reply by now.
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