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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 11:01 PM       
DUCK

Sort of like a greasy chicken with a lot more fat on it and no white meat.

Also a coconut. It tastes like almonds, which is weird because the last two I ate tasted like soap. I also used to think the "nut" part was a misnomer but I guess it's not. I drank half of the milk before I got sick of it. Can't decide what that tasted like.

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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 11:33 PM       
My best friend's dad fed me peking duck with his fingers one time when we were alone. All I remember is it being super greasy and his big fingers rubbing my lips.
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 11:40 PM       
That's, uh

pretty screwy, actually
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Old Feb 7th, 2009, 11:47 PM       
AND AND AND a pomelo

The thing is frigging huge, but it's almost all rind. It's sweeter than grapefruit, but it's also harder to eat.
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 12:09 AM       
It was but it was also kinda hot in a weird male lolita way.

Also, why are you eating such exotic foods? Do you always eat like this?
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 12:18 AM       
Every once in a while I buy ridiuclous stuff like star fruit and kumquats, or papaya. Probability of this happening increases with alcohol consumption!

Usually I just stuff myself full of grapefruit. I've got nine or ten floating around my house at the moment.
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Old Feb 8th, 2009, 02:48 AM       
sticky toffee pudding and tea.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 01:59 PM       
peanut butter puffins. best cereal ever.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 02:11 PM       
Is that like peanut butter captain crunch?
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 02:39 PM       
the boyfriend's birthday cake. Chocolate with cream cheese frosting and a chocolate shell over the top.

And a glass of milk.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 04:35 PM       
Honey-nut Cheerios :D
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 04:48 PM       
Are you watching your cholesterol?
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 05:45 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 09:35 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 09:52 PM       
Jewish wine and a spoonful of strawberry cake batter.
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 03:39 PM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 04:49 PM       
In an hour or so I'm going to have more of that manicotti Tadao seemed to have an unexplained problem with yesterday :/
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Old Feb 15th, 2009, 05:05 PM       
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I was drunk.
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Old Feb 19th, 2009, 11:32 AM       
I decided to get a box of that new chocolate-flavored Frosted Mini-Wheats to try. I still don't know how I feel but I wish I could have had a trial size instead of the whole damn box.

The cereal would be not-bad except for the fact that inside each one is one or two oblong chunks of what I hope is a solid, powdery chocolate. They kind of weird you out because they're sort of randomly placed inside each little wheat-pillow.

If it was stuffed in there like a chocolate croissant, I could deal with that. If the nuggets were out among the cereal bits, like that new special k stuff, I could handle that. If the chocolate bits were any size and shape other than the precise dimensions of guinea pig poop, I could handle that.

As it is, though, I feel like I'm chowing down on mouse turds.
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Old Feb 26th, 2009, 08:06 PM       
pasta roni with some albacore, broccoli and cauliflower added in

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Old Feb 26th, 2009, 09:32 PM       
I went out on Fat Tuesday and ate some alligator. It was really tasty.
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Old Mar 5th, 2009, 12:45 AM       
I won a $50 gift certificate for my favorite Dim Sum restaurant. Boo ya!
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