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Old Jan 14th, 2008, 05:12 PM        Canzo Empyrean
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Has anyone else seen this shit? I found out about it 2 years ago, but other than the trailer-filled website, I can not find any news about this. I guess it's a film... I'm just wondering if it was ever finished and released.

"Have you ever had your mouth FUCKED... with a straight razor?!?" - Zartan

"But I like kissing..." - Destro
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 06:53 PM       
Thanks for the help with info on this movie peeps!

Someone, with no previous posts PM'd me about this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6a7B-UQA80
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 07:14 PM       
Maybe they can help you find someone who gives a shit.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 09:02 PM       
Maybe... but have you ever seen any of this stuff? WAAAAYY better than any thing Hollywood is offering.

And apparently, WikiPedia don't give a shit either... Nothing on "canzo empyrean" or "Fornal Films"
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 09:02 PM       
You asked if anyone had seen/heard of this movie, and you got no responses. Were you expecting a lot of "no, I haven't seen it" posts, or what?
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 09:23 PM       
I really don't know what I was expecting... I just threw the addy out because it a) seems like something a few people here might enjoy and b) I was wondering if this was ever actually made into a movie, as last I heard until today was nothing.

Sorry, no blame... but I was excited 2 years ago about this.

Edit - Among many other things, Destro is Emperor of the US and Zartan is uh.... well, when he tried to get help, he was in a rap band.

The Baroness is in the movie also. But no other references to Hasbro product.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 09:32 PM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 09:42 PM       
That's it! I'm telling!

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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 11:22 PM       
That bat thing on the front of the main page looks like a gummy snack.
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Old Feb 27th, 2008, 11:31 PM       
Click on gummy snacks.... report back when you see "trailer" of the Baroness and Destro (mostly Baroness) torturing a man to death.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 01:10 PM       
Youtube is blocked here at work. How about you try describing this movie that you love so much? You haven't done much to describe it thusfar, and what you have said makes it sound like Turkish GI Joe.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 02:28 PM       
I've seen Turkish GI Joe. He and his unit were fighting the cowardly American soldiers who were working in conjunction with an evil organ-harvesting Jew doctor.

I'm not kidding. I don't think he was actually called GI Joe, but still.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 06:03 PM       
I'm not talking about Valley of the Wolves.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 09:10 PM       
I would love to describe it... but there is SO MUCH! And i'm not really sure it's a movie... The "trailers" have been around for two years and Wiki has nothing on this

Alright....

Ten years in the future, America is ravaged by the AIDS virus. Millions are dead and more are dying. The government has no cure other than "Don't have sex". People riot when they even think there is a cure.

Terrorism is also on the rise... led by a faction that calls itself "BRUXSA"

And a male porn star named Shammy Marone is sent to prison for having sex with a Senator.... on film. In prison, he writes a book of hedonist philosophy called "The Philosophy of 'HOT TUB'".

The leader of BRUXSA has the cure for AIDS. This leader is a Scottish Laird named Destro. Destro cures millions and usurps control of the US. He read Shammy's book.

The US is now a hedonistic dictatorship led by Destro. Everything's cool for about ten years until....

ZARTAN

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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 09:13 PM       
Wow. It could just be the way you told it, but this movie sounds really stupid.
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 10:12 PM       
I'll take it over Nacho Libre any day
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Old Feb 28th, 2008, 10:13 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 09:36 AM       
Hello JediScum and new friends,

This is Harry in Liberia. I having trouble with my other account so I starting fresh. I'm glad you enjoying the movie. I hear it is coming to U.S. soon. The folks who watch it here some are getting crazy from it. I'm not joking you. They watch it once a day like church. Don't worry I'm fine even though I watch it 18 times! I telling you there is a gang in WestPoint (area of Monrovia) where some of them wear Destro masks they make. They get lots of respect but they are too wicked some times. For the rest of you it is better off you don't watch I think it is too wicked for you. It is more than what you see.
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Hello JediScum and new friends,

This is Harry in Liberia. I having trouble with my other account so I starting fresh. I'm glad you enjoying the movie. I hear it is coming to U.S. soon. The folks who watch it here some are getting crazy from it. I'm not joking you. They watch it once a day like church. Don't worry I'm fine even though I watch it 18 times! I telling you there is a gang in WestPoint (area of Monrovia) where some of them wear Destro masks they make. They get lots of respect but they are too wicked some times. For the rest of you it is better off you don't watch I think it is too wicked for you. It is more than what you see.
God Bless you all from Harry
See, to me this is funny. Thanks CanzoHarry! I too want watch movie and getting crazy!
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Hello JediScum and new friends,

This is Harry in Liberia. I having trouble with my other account so I starting fresh. I'm glad you enjoying the movie. I hear it is coming to U.S. soon. The folks who watch it here some are getting crazy from it. I'm not joking you. They watch it once a day like church. Don't worry I'm fine even though I watch it 18 times! I telling you there is a gang in WestPoint (area of Monrovia) where some of them wear Destro masks they make. They get lots of respect but they are too wicked some times. For the rest of you it is better off you don't watch I think it is too wicked for you. It is more than what you see.
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First of all, See how much better white text is...

And nice try Jedi, no one gives a shit about your little movie.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 05:56 PM       
That wasn't me. That is person with bad English who PM'd me.

If it was me, i'm sure i'd make some kinda reference to Sex Pistols or Mister Bungle,

Or the Olsen twins because they are... uh, nevermind. I wouldn't fuck the Olsen Twins with Destro's dick.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 06:26 PM       
Tadao,
I see by your picture you like to use hurt things smaller than you. I laugh for the people of the soft world whoi joke about violence. You obviosly don't know anything about true violence over here You will always have more than I do but you know in your heart your world and your heart is made of paper. I write to JediScum to help him but you think it is a joke
SO write more clever insults but know in your heart that you are a coward. 5 minutes in the streets of Monrovia you on fire baby boy
I am finshed writing for this page. Canzo Bye Bye
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 06:54 PM       
Hahaha, another fan!

I'm sorry, I'll send a bag of rice next week, maybe you can trade it and get your daughter back. I'm not sure if you still have both hands to carry it so I'll put a handle on the bag.
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Old Feb 29th, 2008, 07:20 PM       
Hey Harry, I got your email about your crown prince needing to transfer some money out of the country, but I'm afraid I just can't help you right now. Please ask Jediscum for his banking information.
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