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Old Jan 1st, 2009, 04:47 PM        Roller derby girls are super hot :p
ROLLER DERBY GIRLS ARE SUPER HOT
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Old Jan 1st, 2009, 05:16 PM       
Take the advise of post #8
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 02:44 AM       
No they're not.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 03:08 AM       
Alcohol is super effective. My friend just came up with a great way to prevent girls from drinking and driving too. "You just gotta fuck the drunk out of them"
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 03:49 AM       
Ask em out for a coffee.

Srsly.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 12:27 PM       
You realise no one on i-mockery has ever talked to a girl right?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 01:50 PM       
i should have put in the first post that i only wanted the responses of girls
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 01:52 PM       
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"Hey, do you want to go out with me some time?" usually works for me.
but what if they say no
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 02:04 PM       
http://www.pick-up-woman.com/ask-girl-out-on-date.shtml

How To Ask A Girl Out For Date

If it is a girl you are really interested in your mind might be filled with doubts and insecurities :
What if she says no ?
Am I trying to move too fast ?
Maybe she thought we were just friends and she will be offended if I ask.
All of these fears, although natural and common, are dumb. If you want a date with this girl you have the right to ask her out. Don't allow your life to be ruled by doubt and insecurity.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 05:39 PM       
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but what if they say no
Brush that shi* off and then you just go right up to the next one and ask.

It's all a numbers game man. One has to say yes.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 05:58 PM       
While being flirty just ask if she'd like to go have dinner and some drinks sometime.
It's really not hard to do.
And if she says no, tell her you're just kidding and you think she's a fat ugly frigid cow.
That'll fix her.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 06:01 PM       
In a loud club.
You : "Would you like to dance?"
Her : "Hahaha, no."
You : "No, I said YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 09:11 PM       
Just go up to her and yell "skeet skeet" at her. Worked for me twice.
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Old Jan 2nd, 2009, 09:58 PM       
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but what if they say no
Then they don't want to go out with you, and you get to find that out immediately instead of being strung along for weeks or longer.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:10 PM       
i asked a girl out today, she said no and it didn't bother me at all :0
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 08:45 PM       
DID SHE SAY IT'S CAUSE YOU'RE FAT? DEMAND ANSWERS!
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 09:26 PM       
Was it that roller derby girl we were talking about?
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 09:48 PM       
Try to fight the urge to finger her pooper while you are asking her out next time.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:20 PM       
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Was it that roller derby girl we were talking about?
no, she is waaaayyy out of my league
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:22 PM       
WELL IF YOU KEEP THAT NEGATIVE ATTITUDE UP IT'S NO WONDER
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:31 PM       
she dates dudes that are all scrawny rockstar types. i went to a tarantula ad show and she totally went backstage with one of the guys :0
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:38 PM       
AND YOU JIZZED IN YOUR PANTS
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:47 PM       
Even Meatloaf got the hotties. You gotta think BIG.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 10:49 PM       
Like Doug.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 11:53 PM       
seriously, don't be like "lol will you be my girlfriend" because that's for fucking 8th graders. just keep seeing her and then we you guys start fucking on a regular basis, start calling her your girlfriend to other people and start holding her hand in public. otherwise there's this whole status compromise and it's just basdhasdasdasdauh
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