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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:31 PM        It's a girl!
I was told I couldn't have children, due to the chemo. Ever.

But I am well into my fourth month. I just found out I'm having a girl. She is due September 8th. This one is sticking like glue! Her name will be Mia.

If it was a boy, I would have named him Milhouse.

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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:35 PM       
Well done in being able to get knocked up, Tera.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:36 PM       
Congratulations! My sister is making me a niece as we speak! It's going to be a rough few months, with all the crying and feces. :P
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:37 PM       
My sister is poppin' out a boy in 2.5 months. I'll be Uncle WhiteRat x2!

EDIT: Congrats though. If she's anything like you she'll attain the rank of General Field Marshall in the Symbionese Liberation Army in no time.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:40 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:40 PM       
Guys, this is Terra's baby thread, not the My Sister Is Having A Baby thread.

BTW, my sister's first child is due in August. ;(
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:40 PM       
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Well done in being able to get knocked up, Tera.
It's "Terra" Mister Pub! I didn't plan it but jeesum crow! I never thought I would be able to make more mini me's! They told me to forget it! I would never have children.

Thank god all of those glue suppositories stuck!

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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:41 PM       
Congratulations, in all sincerity!
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:42 PM       
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My sister is poppin' out a boy in 2.5 months. I'll be Uncle WhiteRat x2!

EDIT: Congrats though. If she's anything like you she'll attain the rank of General Field Marshall in the Symbionese Liberation Army in no time.
Thank you WR!! You always were a luv! And congratulations on your unclehood!
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:43 PM       
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Thank you Fathom! You are so sweet!!!
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:45 PM       
Plus I'm not going to be a meenie anymore.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:50 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:55 PM       
Congrats. You should take pics of your milk filled boobies.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:57 PM       
Offer me a banana taco. Or a chocolate covered carrot stick. Or a guacamole ice cream cone.

No. Take those away and I'll be the typical caste iron c#nt (mustn't swear around the baby) that ever shoved your cojones back up into your body cavity.

You're not a girl, are you??

Otherwise I have female abuses for you.

I haven't been around here much so I don't know you new folks. But don't make me say mean things. I have to be nice now. For baby Mia, you know.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:58 PM       
That was to todao or whatever the name was.

And Zomboid? I sent you nudies, sweetie!!
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:59 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:59 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 11:02 PM       
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I'll bet you squat when you pee.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 11:02 PM       
Hey Terra usually I'm nothing but a dick to you but hey I'm feeling generous and just this once I'll be nice and say congratulations

If only it had been a boy
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 11:03 PM       
Millhouse, you'll always be nothing but a doll. Thank you!
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 11:04 PM       
I've gotten over my kid phobia, thankfully, so now I'm not awkward around children.

I fear this change in your disposition will be too much! How will you survive a day without demoralizing someone's spirit?
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 11:06 PM       
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I've gotten over my kid phobia.

I fear this change in your disposition will be too much! How will you survive a day without demoralizing someone's spirit?
Fathom, I just don't have the fight in me anymore. Hopefully I'll breed it into this girlchild. I'm sure she'll make me blush. Something tells me that I'll be paying for my upbringing. In SPADES.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 11:13 PM       
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 11:13 PM       
Just move out of the trailer park ok or else you'll also be a grandmother in 11 years.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 11:32 PM       
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Just move out of the trailer park ok or else you'll also be a grandmother in 11 years.
Yes, I agree. My six month goal is to move out of the trailer into a low rent apartment complex. Then I will apply for Habitat for Humanity and then, ZOOM!! Off to landbarronhood my man!

Nothing but laundrymats and check cashing establisments. If I save enough sheckels, I can make my minions off of a cockfight conglomerate named "Cocketerrafirma."

I will make my first $10,000.00 by the time Mia is 3 years old and move up into some form of home child care.

I cannot think beyond Mia's third year. Phone sex will obviously be out of the question....
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