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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 03:33 PM        HELP! What to say to this girl!
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 05:05 PM       
"Sure, what's you're AIM? "

Was that so hard?
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 05:06 PM       
You see, the grammatical error let's her know that you're "down to earth" and are not stuck up on errors and flaws. Let's her know that she can drop her guard and just chillax.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 05:07 PM       
When she let's her guard down, go to her house and stick it in her ass when she's asleep. Then you can give me the pics/video (if any)
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 05:16 PM       
I don't know about her but i know what my AIM is
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 05:41 PM       
Now you've got it!

Now go get it!
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 05:47 PM       
ask her if she's into fucking cartoons. then introduce yourself.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 05:52 PM       
Ask her how many bites it takes her to eat banana.

Then call her a filthy whore.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 07:20 PM       
Ask her if she has naked boobs
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 08:14 PM       
Tell her

"Yes, but you must be more specific as to time, sometime could be anytime, and I for one have very little precious time to waste. Mayhaps you mean a wednesday night? Or maybe a fortnight hence from yesterday? Or it may even be you only wish to chat on the full moon of an october night while the Crows caw incessantly and the devil himself grows weary of the touch of cold against his forbidden flesh"
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 08:33 PM       
I WANT YOUR SEX.
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 12:19 PM       
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ask her if she has naked vagina
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Old Mar 8th, 2007, 10:51 PM       
do you even KNOW what a naked vagina is?
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 11:09 AM       
it's actually called a... a vulva right
or wait is it a labia
nooo I think it is a vulva
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 03:24 PM       
I thought a Vulva was a European car
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 03:51 PM       
Give up man, she's way out of your league. I mean come on, she's wearing sunglasses!
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 04:38 PM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 09:25 AM       
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I looked it up on wiki. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulva
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 11:57 PM       
you know, the only way your going to see vulva is if you nuke the city you live in. one might survive
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 07:30 AM       
I would comment here, but James has accused me of being obsessed with sex.
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 08:58 AM       
oh cos, darling! please comment to the leathery face forum slut!
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 10:11 AM       
I will my Dear..anything for you
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 12:36 AM       
OMG U HOT LETS SEX!
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Old May 15th, 2007, 02:26 AM       
I've always found that "hi" is pretty solid.
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