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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 02:46 AM        The Newbie Adoption Thread
There are a lot of newcomers that are showing up to these boards, and I think us Forum Veterens should each choose a "Newbie" to take under our wing.

I'm picking Summourn because he seems like bad news, and I'd rather be his friend than his enemy. And I feel I can help him with his anger issues, and maybe even teach him to love.

In the morning, I'm gonna show him the ropes of our little community. I hope all the rest of you Big Dogs (FYI that's the nickname for us Forum Veterans "Newbies") consider this as well.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:10 AM       
We should restrict ourselves to same-gender newbies like in AA. That way they don't try to sleep with their sponsors, because queers don't exist.

I nominate Glowbelly for laking lunlun.
And I'll take Riggo44. We can hate women for entirely different reasons TOGETHER.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:12 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:14 AM       
I still have you signed up for my Wednesday intermediary mocking classes. Newbies are on Mondays and Fridays.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 04:11 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 04:45 AM       
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We should restrict ourselves to same-gender newbies like in AA. That way they don't try to sleep with their sponsors, because queers don't exist.

I nominate Glowbelly for laking lunlun.
And I'll take Riggo44. We can hate women for entirely different reasons TOGETHER.
hey you talked about me .. but nice that you think at me first hehe
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 07:14 AM       
consider lunlun under my protective and VERY INFLUENTIAL wing.

she will now learn how to instill fear in all posters without doing anything except posting pictures of herself kissing wine bottles.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 07:30 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 09:41 AM       
Oh! Oh! Oh! OAO is still a Newbie, right? Like forever?

I'm kidding. I wouldn't adopt OAO if he came with a fallout shelter and there was a nuclear war starting in ten minutes.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 11:12 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 11:41 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 11:51 AM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:01 PM        Re: The Newbie Adoption Thread
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I'm picking Summourn because he seems like bad news, and I'd rather be his friend than his enemy. And I feel I can help him with his anger issues, and maybe even teach him to love.
Summourn's a she, dude. I know her in real life.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:04 PM       
I refuse to help any noobs.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:18 PM       
If "help" includes "euthanization" sign me up to take the kids to get their shots.

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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:20 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 01:32 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 01:49 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 02:24 PM       
I feel like I'm caught in the middle here :/
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 02:46 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:26 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:28 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:46 PM       
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consider lunlun under my protective and VERY INFLUENTIAL wing.

she will now learn how to instill fear in all posters without doing anything except posting pictures of herself kissing wine bottles.
i kneel before you

teach me.. teach me.. i will follow
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:48 PM       
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:58 PM       
blue fox since i have already ruined all most the whole rest of your life, i will continue it here in imockeryland.

word is bond. we roll mad deep.

maybe we can all start gangs and different forums will be our turf and we can have super cool rumbles.

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