today is my day off

[Anonymous]

i woke up late and still have pajamas on
HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

You vixen!

[sspadowsky]

I'm still in my pajamas too, but they're making me go home to change.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

yow...did you at least brush?

[Dole]

I miss the days of wearing pyjamas. Now all I have to comfort me at night is my own purrulent flesh.

pyjamas

\Py*ja"mas\, or, chiefly U. S., Pajamas \Pa*ja"mas\, n. pl. A garment, similar to the Oriental pyjama (which see), adopted among Europeans, Americans, and other Occidentals, for wear in the dressing room and during sleep; also, a suit of drawers and blouse for such wear.

[mburbank]

Is that what you're calling them now? Apples?








Oh, my sweet jesus, but i am funny.

[Carnivore]

I got up an hour later than you and I'm still in my pyjamas! You lose, ma'am! Good day to you!

[Gooze]

I've just woken up, and i have no pyjamas!, You have been owned, i rule!

[Anonymous]

hmn, I was in a good mood since it's my day off. But... days off give yout ime to think about things. And now I am just depressed. So, fuck you all n shit.

And it's only quarter to 3

[mburbank]

That's on account of you thinking morbidly about the bd things getting older means.

I look at it this way: Every day I'm a little more set in my ways. Every day there's not damn thing anyone can do that will change my mind about one single thing. Pretty soon I can be the cranky bastard I've always wanted to be and no one will be able to fault me for it. So cheer up, and get the hell off my lawn.

[Anonymous]

goddamnit max, you should **SOOO** get paid lots of money for being funny, because relaly the only thing that makes the crippling pain in my chest stop is booze and laughing.
the world is so wrong.

[mburbank]

Laughing makes your liver fall out less often. What's this crippling pain all about now?

[Anonymous]

it never never goes away, actually I've had it for something like 15 years now

[kellychaos]

I had jock itch for almost 2 weeks once. Booze did nothing but lower my inhibitions about scratching the affected area in public. :/

[mburbank]

Have your inhibitions gone back up yet?

Doops, 15 years of pain and no diagnosis? Or is there a diagnosis.

You can PM me if this is too public. I'm a Doctor's son.

[kellychaos]

Pet Smart has a hedgehog-modified version of this (below) so safety is no object, sir!

[Snatchtastic]

Hell yeah, it's my day off too, I woke up at the crack of 2.

Now its time for a BudLight breakfast.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Doopa

goddamnit max, you should **SOOO** get paid lots of money for being funny, because relaly the only thing that makes the crippling pain in my chest stop is booze and laughing.
the world is so wrong.

Jeez Doopa, you should get that looked at!

[Jixby Phillips]

Jeez Jeanette, you should shut up!

[pissed off salesman]

It was my day off, but i had one hell of an asscracking migrane

[glowbelly]

doopa you need to check out my friend tiffany on this website:

www.zonezero.com

then go to the galleries or is it the portfolios?

i think it's the portfolios.

ok. then find tiffany. her last name begins with an m. i like her work and i think you will too.

[Protoclown]

Woah, those are awesome. I like that "Waiting for new eyes" one. It's freaky.

[Jixby Phillips]

A DAY OFF FROM WORK

[mburbank]

thank you Jixby

[Anonymous]

Doops, 15 years of pain and no diagnosis? Or is there a diagnosis.

actually, it's over 16 years since I went to a dr for it, and the diagnosis is just constant panic. nothing exciting or unpronouncible, sorry


but yes it is CRUSHING. all the time