School Lunch :X

[Juttin]

In my town, the schools STILL get government food.

I refuse to eat the crap, and nobody else seems to care
about the, erm, "Quality" of their lunches. Seriously.

[Fathom Zero]

My school gets the Sodexho food.

Our hamburgers are made of soy.
They taste like vegetables.

[Juttin]

What? Soy Hamburgers? :/

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, soy burgers. But they don't tell you that they're made of soy.
I knew they tasted different. I want meat, dammit.

[Juttin]

I just refuse to eat the shit.

On my VERY FIRST day of Kindergarten, I thought:
"YAAAY! PIZZA!".

After I ate it, I puked it back out in the middle of story time

[Juttin]

Also, in Second Grade,

I tryed eating a Hot Ham & Cheese Sandwich.
I took a bite of it, and it tasted like rust and stomache acid.
I spit the shit out, and looked at the inside of the sandwich:
THE TOP BUN WAS MOIST, GREEN, AND MOLDY LOOKING

Inbetween gags, I told the principal.
He said something about it looking "Just Fine"


FUCK SCHOOL LUNCHES

[Fathom Zero]

We get chocolate milk that tastes like bubble gum.

TOO DAMNED SWEET.

[Juttin]

We get chocolate skim milk, that tastes rotten

[Fathom Zero]

When I was in the fifth grade, I brought rice krispy treats for lunch every day.

[Juttin]

I don't usually bring money to school, so I can't get Snack Bar

[Fathom Zero]

I hate the horrendously over-priced stuff in the vending mackines.
It's a dollar for a can of Diet Coke. What the Hell?

And everything is diet because of all of the fat asses at my school. Dumb bastards ruined everything for us skinny people.

[executioneer]

if you have to eat school lunch it means your mom doesn't love you, guys ;_;

[Juttin]

Well, duh. She tried selling me to my sister :/