NEW FEATURE: "TEN THINGS I LIKE ABOUT STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE!"

[Mockery]

Here's Proto's follow-up to his first "ten things" list about Empire Strikes Back. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bowl of cereal in need of some blue milk.


NEW FEATURE: "TEN THINGS I LIKE ABOUT STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE!" -by Protoclown
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/starwars-new-hope

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[executioneer]

dianoga

[executioneer]

i was tempted to make an image of a naga w/ the head of ronnie james dio to illustrate the difference between the two but i'll be fucked if i can find a suitable snake/naga/yuan-ti/whatever to paste the head on so fuck it

[Protoclown]

Heh. Thanks for pointing that out, Willie. I've asked Roger to make the correction.

[Angryhydralisk]

A top ten sucktastic things about the prequels would (naturally) be funnier, but damn near impossible to narrow down because there's SO much shit with those films. I mean, if someone could come up with 95 valid reasons to hate the Phantom Menace.

Still, I look forward to your top ten on RotJ.

Then again, I'd also see a top ten best things on The People Under the Stairs, but you never know.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by Angryhydralisk

A top ten sucktastic things about the prequels would (naturally) be funnier, but damn near impossible to narrow down because there's SO much shit with those films. I mean, if someone could come up with 95 valid reasons to hate the Phantom Menace.

http://www.chefelf.com/starwars/ep1.php

Reason #70
Barnstormer Anakin
Qui-Gon tells anakin to wait in the cockpit of one of the Naboo ships that was supposed to go into battle. Wasn't there a pilot that could have been flying that thing? Apparently there were only about five pilots on Naboo because they left their sixth fighter in the hangar. Through a hilarious chain of events Anakin ends up in the battle saying things like: "Oops!" and "What does this button do?" and "This is tense!" and "Whoa!" and "Let's try spinning, that's a good trick!" and "Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" Marvelous.

[Protoclown]

Yeah, I don't know what I'd do about the prequels because I don't want to be seen as copying that one guy who made those great and lengthy lists, but I really feel like they deserve some kind spotlight for the turds that they are. And I think I have a few points to bring up that haven't really been discussed at length before (that I've seen).

[Angryhydralisk]

Those reasons were far more entertaining than the one I found, whose funniest reason was this!

"The Jedis take Anakin but not his mom. I mean, why have a woman when you can have a little boy?"

[Max Radical]

Great work, Proto. Nice to have the odd reminder that the I-mockery heads can be entertaining while liking things as well as being bitter!