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Guitar Woman · #1

I beat zelda 2!
The last boss is awesome, when I first saw him I was all like "Oh holy mother of fucking shit I'm gonna die" but then I had an awesome fight and beat his shadowy ass into the dust

Supafly345 · #2

Jeez, I beat that when I was 9.

Talk about a gender gap.

Guitar Woman · #3

SHUT UP

Supafly345 · #4

What'd I do?

Vexation · #5

You pointed out that females as a species are just getting into the video game land. They all had to start with the Sims, then build up to quality games. This is all good and proper. But, for some reason, her crazy female hormones took offense to your bragging rights and caused her to *cough* hate your guts.

Chojin · #6

woah now looks like you've got a bad case of internet whooping cough the first symptoms are the gay asterisks the only known remedy is to stab yourself in a harmless location and post picture evidence on myspace i am not into punctuation today

Girl Drink Drunk · #7

Man, Link looks like he is helding his wang instead of a sword. I tol that to my friend, Jacob, and then after telling his dad we all had a good laugh. Anyways, good job beating that game.

Guitar Woman · #8

I pointed that out once and either fat satan or dr boogie made an emoticon of link jacking off

EisigerBiskuit · #9

I can only play this because the 3d zelda games on the collector's disc are broken. But still.

Guitar Woman · #10

the N64 ones on the gamecube are terrible

EisigerBiskuit · #11

It's funny how the NES ones are the best though. :O
Also, they forgot The past.

Girl Drink Drunk · #12

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

the N64 ones on the gamecube are terrible

that would be cool if they remixed the music or got a huge orchestra to redo the music (Danny Elfman would do a bitchin' job)

EisigerBiskuit · #13

While we're on the Zelda subject, oh lord what have I uncovered:

Vexation · #14

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woah now looks like you've got a bad case of internet whooping cough the first symptoms are the gay asterisks the only known remedy is to stab yourself in a harmless location and post picture evidence on myspace i am not into punctuation today

Doc! How did I ever get the IWC?

Zomboid · #15

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

the N64 ones on the gamecube are terrible

What? Aside from the c buttons taking a little get used to it's fine. Not as good as the original 64 versions but I've got no complaints other than tingle still being in majora's mask.

ArrowX · #16

Majoras mask should have not been rushed, they probably could have found away to exclude tingle. I did however find the mask system to be awesome, I hope its included somewhat in the Twilight Princess.

the_dudefather · #17

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Originally Posted by StupidKraut

Majoras mask should have not been rushed, they probably could have found away to exclude tingle. I did however find the mask system to be awesome, I hope its included somewhat in the Twilight Princess.

i loved majoras mask, not the amazing experience of ocarina of time, but still good.

hmmm must play OOT again actualy.

or get around to playing zelda 2 properly (can hear the records screeching to a halt from here)

ArrowX · #18

Damnit this thread made be sad, I went to check when Twilight Princess is gonna be released now its Fall 06 when did this happen

Then I watched the interview and the designers said there looking to outdo EVERYTHING they did on OOT

EisigerBiskuit · #19

I laughed my ass off when I played Majora's Mask again, when I reached the skeleton bosses. I used the marching mask. :(

Esuohlim · #20

I'm playing Majora's mask right now. It's a fun game, but you feel entirely too rushed. It's a little claustrophobic, too, if you know what I mean. In OoT all the areas were somewhat connected, while they are branched out from one main area in MM. Wind Waker has the opposite problem.

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Originally Posted by Vexation

females as a species

What

DamnthatDavid · #21

agree.

In Majora's Mask I was always rushing to place to place. never had time to goof off and explore like I did with OoT.

I cheated, if you get the uber mask. The last mask. To become ultra warrior man, then the end boss is super easy. To bad you couldn't use that mask while walking around town. Pick up all the chicks.

King Hadas · #22

I wouldn't call it cheating considering the hoops you have to jump through in order to get it.

I didn't like Majoras Mask the first time I played it, the time traveling confused the hell out of me and it took me forever to figure out how to beat the first boss because videogame logic tricked me into attacking him with everything except my sword.