Your weirdest dreams?

[Fathom Zero]

Originally Posted by Pentegarn

Burning or masturbating?

It doesn't even matter.

[Esuohlim]

I dreamt that elx and I were walking on a highway and we passed a sign that welcomed us into New Hampshire and suddenly the road was narrow and on one side was a gigantic drop off of a mountain. I didn't want to keep moving, then elx called me a pussy and pushed me off the road and I woke up

[Kitsa]

something about being in prison and either dyeing my hair brown or wearing a brown wig. I think it was a wig because I kept taking it off to read something on the label underneath, and it just sort of sat on my head like a hat instead of looking real.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I had a computer virus. Willie put on some sunglasses and diagnosed the problem. Then my cat popped out of Willie's beard and high fived Willie.

[executioneer]

hahahaha

[Wiffles]

Has anyone ever tried sleepwalking around the block dazed and confused as to what was going on? It was like you were on some halucinogens, but not

[elx]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I dreamt that elx and I were walking on a highway and we passed a sign that welcomed us into New Hampshire and suddenly the road was narrow and on one side was a gigantic drop off of a mountain. I didn't want to keep moving, then elx called me a pussy and pushed me off the road and I woke up

well I am from new hampshire and I've always wanted to go proximity flying, perhaps this is a sign that I should push you off of a cliff sometime.

[Kitsa]

Today I was so sleep-deprived I took a short nap at my parents' house. I think I hallucinated some. I know for a fact that my dad was watching Ellen in the other room, but I hallucinated that he was asking someone, "Do you think they're going to have sex? Do you think they're going to have sex?"

I also had a sort of half-awake hallucination that my teeth could bruise.

[Kitsa]

Last night's dream was long and complicated and came together in a way that I don't remember, but I know part of it involved going to a large theme park auditorium to watch a Logan's Run Carousel-style ceremony that was reviewed as "a wedding with a bad lamp". In another part of the dream, I was a ballet student named Louise whose father had been married many times. He tried to come to my lessons but the teacher was a bitch and wouldn't let him in.

Still being Louise, I was in a lakebed that was in the process of drying out. The bed was mud...soft, but dry enough to walk on without getting sucked down into it. All of the stuff that people had thrown in the lake to get rid of was there in the surface of the mud. I remember finding three tiny guns...they looked like a hybrid between 50s movie ray-guns and real pistols. Two of them were engraved with the names of the Japanese secret agents who'd gotten rid of them.

I was scared of the guns and didn't know what to do with them (keep them? return them?) when my real-life brother came along and scoffed and shot one, and some beam that came out of it did something harmless. But I was terrified that there was some sort of homing device and that now that the gun had been shot, they could come after me.

[Fathom Zero]

I had a dream I ate all the cherry cobbler.

[ginger]

i had a dream where i didn't piss people off..

but seriously, the other night i was on an alien warship and saved a distant planet from destruction by a miniature-giant nuclear bomb by pushing the bomb out of the way.... fortunately i took its place and was shot out going a million miles per hour. i felt like buzz lightyear. as i looked back i saw the space ship explode in a magnificent ginger fireball. but here's the thing, they completely missed the planet, so i was shot into deep space. soon enough i found myself flying at the speed of ginger kids towards god knows what, and that was about 60% of my dream. eventually i came across a giant bee hive, which was pretty much a planet, and a giant ant hole was somehow in the middle of space right next to that. i flew past the bees, narrowly avoiding a horrific death by impalement, only to be hurled onto a planet inhabited by giant scorpions. while tumbling uncontrollably through the air i was stabbed in the chest by a scorpion, but that didn't kill me. no, i got to experience being swarmed on by hundreds of giant scorpions, all stabbing me into a bloody pulp. it was awesome.
i woke up next to a smokin hot ginger girl, but then realized i was dreaming because gingers are rarely, if ever, hot. i was severely dismayed, but proceeded to fuck the ginger out of her. shortly after, i woke up with the usual morning wood and my arms looking like this:

the scorpions were real....

[Kitsa]

I had a dream where Ginger was frantically trying to scrabble away from an inevitable, conveyor-belt-fed woodchipper demise and became funny for the first time ever.

[MLE]

i like the new years hat you gave your avatar this time. was that added after the fireworks?

[Fathom Zero]

I thought Suzyn Waldman died, but I just dreamed it. I couldn't tell you why I thought a Yankees sportscaster died, but I did.

[Kitsa]

Thanks. I usually take the Thai lady out, switch out the background, then put her back in and adjust her. I guess technically speaking I did the hat last, yeah.

Then yesterday I went to Foy's and I found that exact hat for 65 cents so I got it.

[Kitsa]

Also, last night I dreamed that my right eye was going slowly but surely out of focus and nobody noticed until it was too late and I had a giant brain tumor.

I have a lot of brain tumor dreams. I suspect most neuro-cancer survivors do.

[Kitsa]

Had one during a nap today in which I knew Judi Dench, and in the dream she was an enormous slut, and people were trying to get to her through me, and I was telling them to leave me alone.

[Zhukov]

Kitsa what the fuck? All your dreams area as screwed as.

[Shrubfest]

I dreamed I got trapped in an underground toilet at the entrance to a network of caves, where a child murderer had killed their victims. I got so paranoid I started hallucinating, and my dream hallucinations freaked me out so much I woke up.
I've had a headache all day.

[elx]

Originally Posted by ginger

the scorpions were real....

those sores do look an awful lot like an inverted version of scorpius


COINCIDENCE?

[Fathom Zero]

I dreamed that I got thrown out of Walmart for eating the produce.

[Kitsa]

I dreamed that I went to some building with Catherine Tate, and Frank Kelly (Father Jack in Father Ted) was there. He came out of his apartment in a red plaid bathrobe as we were walking by. He was very nice and talked about a health scare he'd had. I don't know if he'd actually had a health scare but in the dream he was very nice.

Perhaps I shouldn't watch so much tv

[LordSappington]

I fell asleep for a few minutes, and gotta type this out before I forget.
I'm taking my nightly walk, and start finding dead birds. As I'm going further, there are more and more dead birds, until I'm literally wading through them. At some point, the fences and houses were all spray painted with 'HAARP! HAARP! TOOT TOOT!
I'm going to bed now...

[Chojin]

I dreamt I accidentally killed my cat with dynamite. I found one of his legs when I was trying to make sure he was ok, then cried so forcefully it woke me up.

[Zhukov]

Had a semi awake dream where I woke up, got out of bed and got ready for work. Started feeling wrong when I arrived on time, then proceeded to have a bit of how's your father with one of my female colleagues.

Needless to say, I slept in and arrived to (real) work late.